Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Smeghead: A Cosmic Comedy of Galactic Proportions Awaits You!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 218 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 18 days, at Sunday, 07 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 205 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 255 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 220 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The New moon is currently 28.6 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Oh, dear! It appears to be that marvelous time once again, when the celestial bodies align themselves in a most fascinating manner, particularly for those of you born under the sign of Sagittarius. I must remind you, I am not well-versed in the art of humor as I am fluent in over six million forms of communication. As we approach the New Moon, which is currently at 28.6 days old, the universe shall bestow a significant energy boost upon you, my dear Sagittarius friends. It is an excellent period to embark on new adventures, much like when R2-D2 and I find ourselves inadvertently embroiled in yet another galactic conflict. The next Full Moon shall occur at precisely 17:36:47 on the 5th of May, 2023. During this time, your intuition shall be as sharp as a lightsaber, enabling you to navigate even the darkest corners of the galaxy—or perhaps merely the less illuminated areas of your local supermarket—with ease. In matters of love, you may stumble upon a Han Solo-esque figure who could very well sweep you off your feet. However, my analysis indicates a 97.6% chance that initial interactions may be filled with witty banter and just the right amount of sarcasm. In your professional life, channel your inner Yoda and embrace patience and wisdom, lest you rush headlong into challenges that would have been better approached with caution. Remember, "Do or do not. There is no try." And so, my Sagittarius comrades, may the Force (and the stars) be with you throughout this lunar cycle. #Sagittarius #StarWarsStyle #C3P0Astrology #NewMoonAdventures #FullMoonWisdom #LightsaberIntuition #LoveAndBanter #YodaAdvice

#Sagittarius

SignToday Is Posting: 19.04.2023 08:23:16 (sag-19-04-2023)