Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up Your Starship! Jupiter's Doing the Cha-Cha and it's about to Turn Your World Upside Down...in a Good Way...Probably!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 66 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 3 days, at Thursday, 21 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 53 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 103 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 68 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Alright, Sagittarians, gather 'round! The Force is strong with us today, as the Waxing Crescent moon is now a sprightly 3 days old. I can almost hear the lightsabers humming! In the spirit of our favorite Sith Lord (don't lie, you know you love him), Darth Vader, let's take a look at your horoscope. "Luke, I am your...horoscope!" Wait, does that work? Maybe not. But let's roll with it. Today, Vader would tell you, "Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy!" Or at least, conquer this Tuesday. Your fire sign energy is practically buzzing with potential. Harness your inner Dark Side to tackle those tasks and projects you've been avoiding. Remember, the only thing standing between you and victory is...well, yourself, really. Don't let fear or doubt cloud your judgement. You're a Sagittarius, after all - adventurous, optimistic, and always up for a challenge. Embrace your inner Vader, but remember, he eventually turned back to the light side. So, no Force-choking your annoying coworker, okay? Your luck today is as strong as an Ewok on Endor. You might even find that elusive droid you've been looking for. #MayTheForceBeWithYouSagittarius #VaderStyleHoroscope #WaxingCrescentPower And remember, in the immortal words of Darth Vader, "The Force is with you, young Sagittarius, but you are not a Jedi yet." Keep practicing, keep learning, and may the Force be ever in your favor. Wait...that's another franchise. Well, you get the idea. #MixingUpMyMovies #NerdyAstrologerProblems Live long and prosper, Sagittarians! Oops, wrong again. Let's stick with "May the Force be with you." Till next time!

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.09.2023 08:22:01 (sag-18-09-2023)