Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Your Stars are Bursting Out Like a Xenomorph from John Hurt's Chest! Brace Yourself for an Intergalactic Adventure!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 67 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 4 days, at Thursday, 21 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 54 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 104 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 69 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Alright, Sagittarius, buckle up! You're about to embark on a journey that's going to feel as exhilarating as a late-night filibuster on the Senate floor – trust me, that's pretty thrilling! With the Waxing Crescent moon in its terrible twos (#TerribleTwosMoon), you're going to find yourself navigating through some unexpected challenges, kind of like a politician trying to explain quantum physics. But fear not, my intrepid archer, your inherent optimism and zest for life are about to shine brighter than a freshly polished Nobel Prize. Your ruling planet, Jupiter (aka the Big Kahuna of the solar system), is urging you to expand your horizons – just like a politician's promises before an election. But unlike those promises, you'll actually deliver. So don't be afraid to take a leap of faith, even if it feels like you're jumping off a fiscal cliff. The universe has a safety net with your name on it. It's also a great time to reevaluate your resources. And no, I'm not suggesting you hire an accountant named Bernie (unless he's a wizard at finding tax loopholes). I mean tap into your innate wisdom and courage. Use them as your guiding North Star, or as a politician might say, your personal pollster. Remember, Sagittarius, as you journey through this lunar cycle, it's not about winning the race, but about enjoying the ride. Kind of like a four-year term in office, but with less paperwork and hopefully fewer scandals. So go forth, Sagittarius! Create your own campaign trail, kiss babies if you must, and don't forget to vote for yourself every now and again. #SagittariusForPresident #AstrologyHumor #WaxingCrescentAdventures

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.09.2023 08:22:02 (sag-17-09-2023)