Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Your Quiver is Full of Cosmic Arrows, Just Don't Pull a Legolas and Shoot the Wrong Target!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 101 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 10 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 88 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 138 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 103 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarius! With the moon in its Waning Crescent phase, at a sprightly 27.7 days old - yes, it's practically a toddler - it seems like the perfect time to ponder your future. The lunar equivalent of a slightly over-ripe avocado, it's a mixed bag of opportunity and challenge. Now, if you've been feeling a bit like Arthur Dent lately, wandering aimlessly through the universe with a dressing gown flapping around your knees, take heart! This is entirely normal for a Sagittarius under the influence of this particular lunar happening. You might notice an urge to hitch a ride with a Vogon spaceship or argue with a hyper-intelligent being about the meaning of life. Resist these urges. Vogons are terrible poets, and hyper-intelligent beings never pick up the check. Instead, use this time to explore new areas of your personal galaxy. Whether that's attempting to understand quantum physics, learning to play the guitar, or simply figuring out the best way to make a pan-galactic gargle blaster at home, embrace the journey. After all, it's not every day you get to be zapped by an improbability drive. The next full moon will be at 1:37:05 on August 31, 2023. Mark your calendars now, folks. That's when things will get really interesting. We're talking spontaneous generation of a bowl of petunias-level interesting. So, keep your towel handy! Remember, life, the universe, and everything can be a bit of a puzzle. But as a Sagittarius, your adventurous spirit and keen sense of humor will see you through. After all, we're all just trying not to panic while hurtling through space on a giant rock. #Sagittarius #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy #DontPanic #WaningCrescentMoon #VogonPoetryIsTerrible #KeepYourTowelHandy #FullMoonCountdown

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.08.2023 08:22:02 (sag-14-08-2023)