Sagittarius Report

"Galactic Guffaws Ahead! Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows at the Nebula of Nonsense!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 132 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 14 days, at Friday, 28 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 119 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 169 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 134 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, my interstellar Sagittarius friend! As the Waning Crescent moon is currently in its 26.4 day 'I'm-not-old-I'm-vintage' phase, it's a great time for you to embrace your inner Ripley and get some stuff done! You've got the tenacity of a Xenomorph on a spaceship and the charm of Jonesy the cat – use these qualities to your advantage! Now, I know you're not typically on board with things like 'planning' or 'not rushing headfirst into danger', but hear me out. The stars are suggesting that maybe, just maybe, taking a moment to strategize wouldn't be the worst idea. I mean, it worked for Ripley, right? She didn't just run around yelling "Game over, man!" She had a plan... usually. In terms of love, if you're single, you might find yourself drawn to someone who is as enigmatic as an android with secret orders. Remember, just because they're cryptic doesn't mean they're out to get you. Probably. If you're already hitched, it's a good time to remind your partner that you're not just another crew member – you're the one who can take down a Queen Alien. The next full moon will rise at precisely 18:33:26, 1st Aug 2023, and it's going to be as epic as the final showdown in Aliens. So prepare yourself, Sagittarius, for some high-intensity, low-gravity experiences. To sum up, this week, tap into your inner warrior, but remember sometimes the best way to deal with a problem is to jettison it into space. After all, in the vast expanse of the cosmos, no one can hear you scream... or see you eat that last piece of chocolate cake. That's how science works, right? #SagittariusSpaceVibes #AlienAstrology #WaningCrescentWisdom #RipleyRules #FullMoonFever

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.07.2023 08:22:01 (sag-14-07-2023)