Sagittarius Report

"EXTERMINATE Your Doubts, Sagittarius! Planetary Alignment Declares a Week of OPTIMUM Positivity!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 102 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 11 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 89 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 139 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 104 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hello, my Sagittarius stargazers! Get ready to beam up your spirits as I, your humble astrologer, take you on a warp-speed journey through the cosmos of your destiny. 🚀 Right now, our moon is proudly flashing her Waning Crescent smile, just 26.8 days old, barely a toddler in cosmic terms. She's like a young Ensign eager to explore the final frontier, and she's inspiring you to do the same. But remember, space is vast. If you get lost, use your internal GPS (Galactic Positioning System). It's what all the cool aliens are using these days! Now, the next full moon is scheduled for 1:37:05, 31 August 2023. Yes, I said scheduled! The universe has an in-built calendar, and it's never late. Not like your friend who always arrives after all the pizza is gone (you know who you are). That moon will be like a Starfleet Admiral, full of wisdom and light. So, Sagittarius, prepare yourself for some serious lunar illumination. Sagittarius, your mission this month is to channel your inner Sisko. Be bold, be brave, and remember that the best way to deal with a Tribble infestation is by keeping your sense of humor. Find joy in unexpected places, like a secret stash of Romulan Ale or a perfectly executed Vulcan salute. Also, keep your eyes open for a Cardassian... I mean, a situation that requires diplomacy. You have the charm of a Ferengi trader and the wisdom of a Bajoran Vedek. Use them wisely! Remember, Sagittarius, in the vast expanse of the universe, you are not just a tiny speck. You're a tiny speck with a purpose! So, boldly go where no Sagittarius has gone before. #SagittariusStarlog #AstroHumor #StarTrekHoroscope #BeamMeUpLuna #WarpSpeedWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.08.2023 08:22:01 (sag-13-08-2023)