Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Mercury's in Retrograde, Your Bow's on Backward, and the Universe Forgot Its Coffee!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 103 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 12 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 90 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 140 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 105 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Sagittarius! Just like Riddick's night vision, I see you've been navigating life's dark corners with your fiery optimism. Well, keep those goggles on because this universe isn't done throwing curveballs at you yet! The Waning Crescent moon, currently in its 25.9-day old emo phase (you know, the "nobody understands me" stage), is reminding you that it's okay to retreat and regenerate. Embrace your inner hermit, preferably minus the alien predators. If you have to fight some metaphorical monsters in the process, remember, you're a Sagittarius – you've got a bow, arrows, and a horse, for crying out loud! What's a monster to a galloping archer? Now, the next full moon is revving up at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023. So, get ready to charge out of your cave and howl at the moon - or do whatever people do when they stop being hermits. You might find that the world outside has changed while you were away. But hey, change is good, right? Especially if it means less alien invasions. Remember, Sagittarius, you are the adventurer of the zodiac, so take these galactic shifts in your stride. Just like Riddick, you're capable of surviving the most inhospitable places (like that one vegan restaurant that only serves kale). So, go forth and conquer your universe with your trademark Sagittarian humor and enthusiasm! #SagittariusSurvivor #MoonMoods #GalacticGiggles #AstroNerd #RiddickRiddles

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.08.2023 08:22:02 (sag-12-08-2023)