Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace for Impact! Jupiter's Expanding Your Horizons...Again! It's Like a Sci-Fi Movie but With More Emotional Growth and Less Alien Invasions!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 134 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 16 days, at Friday, 28 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 121 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 171 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 136 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Sagittarius! Alright, let's get this cosmic show on the road. You've been feeling like John Crichton lost in the Uncharted Territories lately, haven't you? Well, hold onto your Farscape module because the Universe is about to get even weirder for you! The Waning Crescent moon, currently 24.4 days old (but don't tell her I told you her age), is lighting up your house of transformation like a Peacekeeper star cruiser. This means it's the perfect time to shed that old Scorpius skin and step into a shiny new version of you. Just remember, no DNA re-sequencing or wormhole technology required, please! If you find yourself getting into heated debates about quantum physics or arguing over who shot first, Han or Greedo, just remember - your ruling planet, Jupiter, is taking a snooze in the house of communication. So, your words might come off a bit more... Rygel-like than usual. You might have to be as diplomatic as Zhaan to avoid any interstellar incidents. Love is looking like a Farscape episode titled "A Kiss Is But A Kiss" - exciting, unexpected, and a little bit confusing. If you're single, you might meet someone who makes your heart race faster than Moya in starburst mode. If you're attached, expect a deepening bond that feels like you and your beloved are the last two Tavleks in the cosmos. Stay frosty, Sagittarius. Remember: even on the weirdest days, you're still the John Crichton of your own Farscape saga. And hey, at least you're not stuck on a living ship in the middle of Peacekeeper territory, right? #SagittariusSeason #ToInfinityAndBeyond #FarscapeAstrology #CosmicHumor #WormholeWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.07.2023 08:22:01 (sag-12-07-2023)