Sagittarius Report

"Spacetime Shenanigans Unfurl as Sagittarius Giddy-Ups into a Galactic Hoedown of Self-Discovery!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 225 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 25 days, at Sunday, 07 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 212 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 262 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 227 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarians of the Cosmos! It's that time again when the Third Quarter moon, now a ripe old age of 21 days, is in the sky, and I, your intergalactic guide to all things astrological, am here to provide some guidance. So put on your dressing gowns, grab your trusty towel, and let's hitchhike our way through the stars! As you meander through the galaxy this week, you'll find that your natural enthusiasm and optimism will be as contagious as a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster on a Friday night. Embrace your inner Zaphod Beeblebrox and use your charm to navigate the ever-changing hyperspace byways of life. However, beware the lurking Vogons of bureaucracy who may throw a spanner in the works of your plans. Remember, patience is a virtue, and sometimes, the best way to deal with them is to simply recite their own poetry back at them. It won't necessarily solve the problem, but at least you'll both be equally confused. In matters of the heart, take a cue from our old pal Arthur Dent and try to keep calm in the face of any unexpected interstellar love declarations. You never know when your soulmate might be hiding in plain sight as an alien in disguise. Just remember to always carry your Electronic Thumb (or a modern dating app, whichever you prefer). As for your career, channel your inner Ford Prefect and always be prepared to adapt quickly to new situations. The universe has a way of throwing curveballs, so it's best to be ready with your Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic to detect any opportunities that come your way. So, my adventurous Sagittarians, may the Infinite Improbability Drive be ever in your favor as you traverse the celestial highways this week. And always remember: DON'T PANIC! #Sagittarius #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy #ThirdQuarterMoon #ZaphodBeeblebrox #VogonBureaucracy #ArthurDentLoveLife #FordPrefectCareers #InfiniteImprobabilityDrive #DontPanic

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