Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride. Hold onto your quarks, it's about to get interstellar!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 104 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 13 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 91 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 141 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 106 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hello, Sagittarius! This is your favorite astrologer-scientist-hippie coming at you with some interstellar wisdom for the day. As the Waning Crescent moon sits at a youthful 24.9 days old, your energy levels may be feeling as low as the battery life on Scully's laptop after one of my all-night alien research sessions. But fear not! Remember, I'm the guy who believes in extraterrestrials, government conspiracies, and the enduring appeal of flannel shirts. Trust me when I say, it's all going to work out. The cosmos is telling me that you're about to stumble upon an unexpected truth, much like when I discovered that the FBI's budget for flashlight batteries is bigger than the GDP of some small countries. So, keep your eyes peeled and your mind open. And let's talk about love. The planets are aligning like the stars of my favorite episode of Star Trek (you know, the one where Spock mind-melds with a rock). Romance is in the air, Sagittarius. You might meet someone who makes your heart flutter like the Mothman's wings. In terms of your career, it's time to trust no one but yourself. Just like I trust no one but Scully (and maybe Skinner on a good day). Your intuition is sharper than the corners on a fresh X-file, so use it wisely. So, Sagittarius, despite the dwindling moon, it's time to boldly go where no archer has gone before. Embrace the unknown, seek out the truth and always remember to keep your flashlight handy. #SagittariusSeason #TrustNoOne #TheTruthIsOutThere #OutOfThisWorldWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.08.2023 08:22:01 (sag-11-08-2023)