Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, hold onto your hoverboards! Cosmic energy blast incoming: Time for radical stargazing and intergalactic shenanigans!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 165 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 20 days, at Saturday, 01 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 152 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 202 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 167 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarius! The Third Quarter Moon is 22.7 days old - or as I like to call it, a moon in its awkward teenage phase. It's experiencing mood swings, and so too will you. But fear not, for I shall guide you through this cosmic conundrum with the grace of a two-headed llama. As the celestial archer that you are, you're always on the lookout for that perfect target - be it an opportunity, a new friendship, or a suspiciously unguarded pantry full of intergalactic snacks. But remember, dear Sagittarius, even the ever-wise Arthur Dent didn't have everything figured out. So don't panic, and always carry a towel. During this lunar phase, your enthusiasm for exploring uncharted territories may lead you to encounter a Vogon poetry reading. In such a case, it's best to quietly slip out, rather than endure the pain and suffering. Remember, there's no shame in avoiding the second worst poetry in the universe. With Mercury in retrograde, communication may become as garbled as a babel fish trying to translate Vogon to dolphin. Be patient with others and try not to take any miscommunication to heart. Instead, focus on finding the answer to life, the universe, and everything (spoiler: it's 42). Lastly, my star-bound Sagittarian friend, during this lunar phase, always remember these wise words: "Don't panic, and always carry a towel." Your optimism and humor will carry you through even the weirdest of hyperspace bypasses. #SagittariusAdventures #ThirdQuarterMoonDrama #CelestialArcher #42IsTheAnswer #VogonPoetrySurvivor #BabelFishBlues #TowelDayEveryday

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.06.2023 08:22:01 (sag-11-06-2023)