Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarians, Unite! Galactic Chuckles and Nebulous Adventures Await in This Week's Far-Out Astro-Forecast, Brought to You by the Cosmic Comedian G'Kar!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 196 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 23 days, at Saturday, 03 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 183 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 233 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 198 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.8 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarian Stargate travelers! The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.8 days old, so we know that's about as ancient as a Goa'uld sarcophagus, but worry not, your energy shall remain fresh and zesty like a lemon in the SGC mess hall! As you traverse through the wormhole of life this week, beware the fluctuating gravitational forces that may cause you to feel a bit like Teal'c when he's forgotten his daily dose of tretonin. But fear not, you adventurous archers, for your inner strength and wit will be as sharp as Vala's tongue. Mercury, that speedy little messenger, will be playing a friendly game of intergalactic hide-and-seek with your ruling planet Jupiter, bringing you curious insights and light-bulb moments that even Dr. Rodney McKay would envy. Just don't let it go to your head, or you might end up like Dr. Daniel Jackson when he ascended… and we all know how that turned out. Venus, the sultry goddess of love, will be doing the cha-cha with Mars this week, so expect some flirtatious encounters that could have you feeling like Colonel O'Neill in the presence of a certain lovely scientist. But remember, it's all fun and games until someone ends up in another galaxy or timeline! So, dear Sagittarians, as you venture forth into the great unknown this week, remember to pack your sense of humor, a hearty helping of compassion, and a trusty Zat'nik'tel (just in case). And always remember: There's no place like home, especially if it's Cheyenne Mountain. #SagittariusStargateStyle #ThirdQuarterMoonAntics #CheyenneMountainRockers

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