Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Force-choke Your Fears Away: A Galactic Forecast for the Archer Who Can't Keep His Arrows Straight!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 105 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 14 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 92 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 142 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 107 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Sagittarius, oh Sagittarius! The Waning Crescent moon is 24 days old. It's in its grumpy, "I'm-too-old-for-this" phase. We all know how that feels, right? Your coffee maker refuses to cooperate in the morning, your laptop decides to update during an important meeting. The universe is signaling you to embrace the chaos. So, your pet plant died? Maybe it just transitioned into a higher form of consciousness. Or maybe you forgot to water it. Either way, it's a sign to go out and replace it with a cactus. Those spiky little fellows are practically indestructible. Your ruling planet, Jupiter, is currently experiencing a dramatic shift in its gravitational pull. You might feel a sudden urge to do something drastic like cut your hair, or worse, buy non-organic vegetables. Don't panic! This too shall pass. Remember, even the universe has mood swings. Speaking of swings, you might feel a strong desire to socialize. Go ahead, reach out to that quirky friend who collects antique spoons or the one who talks to cats. Embrace your weird side, because let's face it, we're all a little weird. And lastly, don't forget to look up at the night sky. If you squint, you can see the International Space Station passing by. Or it could be a UFO. You never know. So, keep your head high, your spirits higher and your WiFi signal highest. The universe has your back, Sagittarius! #OutOfThisWorld #AstrologyWithATwist #SagittariusSilliness #EmbraceTheChaos #SurvivingTheCosmicMoodSwing

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.08.2023 08:22:01 (sag-10-08-2023)