Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself for a Bigly Cosmic Shift! It's Going to be YUGE!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 136 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 18 days, at Friday, 28 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 123 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 173 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 138 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarius! The third quarter moon is 22.4 days old, or as the intergalactic community might say, "it's just reached its 'grumpy teenager' phase." Expect mood swings from your celestial guardian and a sudden craving for space junk food. As the unending cosmos revolve in their chaotic dance, planet Earth has done another pirouette around Sol, bringing us into your season with a cosmic KER-SPLAT! The universe, in all its infinite wisdom, is spinning out opportunities like a malfunctioning slot machine in an alien casino. Jupiter, your ruling planet, is currently playing hide-and-seek behind Mars, which could explain why you've been feeling more secretive than a supermassive black hole. But fret not! It's a great time to harness this energy and develop that new quantum physics theory you've been noodling on. Yes, that one about the correlation between the consumption of donuts and the expansion of the universe. Love-wise, Venus is doing the cha-cha-slide right into your romantic sector. Expect a sudden influx of affectionate text messages...or an overwhelming desire to adopt a pet rock. Health-wise, it's a good time to invest in some new running shoes, as Saturn is encouraging you to chase after your dreams. Don't worry if you trip over a few minor obstacles along the way, it's just the universe's way of keeping you humble. And remember, the only bad workout is the one that didn't happen...unless it involves running away from a Vogon poetry reading, in which case, I'd recommend skipping it. So there you have it, Sagittarius, your cosmic forecast for this cycle. Embrace the chaos, consume donuts responsibly, and remember to keep your towel handy. #SagittariusSeason #DonutsAndDreams #VogonPoetrySurvivor

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.07.2023 08:22:01 (sag-10-07-2023)