Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans: The Universe Calls for a Spontaneous Dance-off with Jupiter!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 106 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 15 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 93 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 143 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 108 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

"Sagittarius, my intrepid archer, stardate: Third Quarter Moon, 23 days old. You're about to boldly go where no Centaur has gone before. Your planet, Jupiter, is spinning faster than the Enterprise at warp speed 9.5 and it's causing a bit of a cosmic ruckus. You might find yourself feeling more energetic than a Tribble on Red Bull. Channel this energy wisely, don't start an intergalactic war with your boss or significant other. Sagittarians are known for their honesty, sometimes, too honest. Remember, not everyone can handle your level of "Klingon frankness". So, maybe cool your phasers from 'vaporize' to 'stun', just to keep the peace. With love planet Venus in retrograde, your romantic life may feel a bit like the Neutral Zone. But fear not! Like any good Starfleet officer, you know that patience, understanding, and a good Romulan ale can solve most problems. Remember, Sagittarius, you're a wanderer, an explorer of the zodiac. Just like us here on the Starship Enterprise, you're meant to seek out new life and new civilizations...or at least, try a new coffee shop once in a while. And with the moon as your guiding star, who needs a Vulcan mind-meld to know you're on the right path? Just keep an eye out for those pesky meteor showers. Carry on, Sagittarius. Live long and prosper! #StarTrekHoroscope #SagittariusVoyager #BeamMeUpJupiter"

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.08.2023 08:22:01 (sag-09-08-2023)