Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius Space Cadets: Prepare for a Galactic Adventure as Your Stars Align like a Comedy Crew Lost in the Cosmos!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 167 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 22 days, at Saturday, 01 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 154 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 204 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 169 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.6 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Hey there, Sagittarius! I'm not saying you're being overtaken by a shape-shifting alien, but with the Third Quarter moon at 20.6 days old, it's time to get your flamethrower ready and embrace the cosmic chaos! 🔥 This week, your adventurous spirit will be as charged up as ole' MacReady when he realized the Thing was right under his nose. So, strap on your snow boots and prepare to discover hidden truths, just like our Antarctic hero! 🏔️🌨️ As you embark on this wild journey through the tundra of life, don't forget to keep an eye on your crew...I mean friends. With your ruling planet Jupiter giving you all the energy of a thousand suns, you're bound to inspire some jealousy and maybe even some paranoia. Keep your wits about you, and remember - trust no one. 👀 But hey, don't let that get you down! Your nerdy side will come in handy as you navigate these frosty terrains. Embrace your inner scientist and let your knowledge guide you while keeping a healthy dose of skepticism...just in case someone tries to pull a fast one on you. 🔬 If love is in the air, be sure to approach it with caution. You don't want to end up like poor Bennings. Take it slow and steady, and remember - sometimes it's better to be alone than to be with a shape-shifter who's only after your body heat. ❄️💔 To sum it up, this week is all about trusting your instincts, embracing your nerdy side, and not getting assimilated by malevolent alien entities. With your fiery Sagittarian energy, you're more than ready to tackle whatever comes your way. Just keep that flamethrower handy, just in case. 🔥👽 Hashtags: #SagittariusAdventures #TrustNoOne #MacReadyVibes #FlamethrowerReady #NerdyNavigators #OutOfThisWorldLoveAdvice

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.06.2023 08:22:01 (sag-09-06-2023)