Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Time to Unleash Your Inner Centaur: Just Don't Forget Which End Shoots the Arrows!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 138 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 20 days, at Friday, 28 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 125 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 175 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 140 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

"Attention Sagittarius, your captain has turned on the 'Prepare for Life Changes' sign. With the Waning Gibbous moon at a ripe age of 20.3 days old, it's time to buckle up for some cosmic turbulence. You see, in the language of Starfleet, this phase of the moon is like the coffee in Captain Janeway's cup—strong and full of potential, but gradually diminishing. Don't fret, my space wanderers, because, as any Voyager fan knows, even a half-empty coffee cup can spark revolutionary ideas. Your ruling planet, Jupiter, is taking a detour around the Alpha Quadrant, bringing along a cargo hold full of opportunities. So, whether you are negotiating peace with the Klingons or just trying to beat Neelix at a game of Kadis-kot, be ready to embrace these chances. Look for logic in the chaos, my archer friends. The way Spock raises an eyebrow at illogical human behavior? That's how you should approach any emotional Klingons in your life right now. They might seem tough, but remember, they're big softies on the inside, just like Tribbles. Speaking of Tribbles, your love life may multiply just as quickly. You might find yourself in a holodeck romance sooner than you think. Just make sure to run a Level One Diagnostic before diving in, we wouldn't want any unexpected holographic malfunctions, would we? In the workplace, channel your inner Borg. Remember, resistance is futile. Adapt and work together to achieve your goals. It's all about that hive mind, baby! So, get out there Sagittarius, and boldly go where no one has gone before! 🚀✨🌓 #SagittariusVoyager #StarTrekHoroscope #WaningGibbousWisdom #AstrologyNerd"

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.07.2023 08:22:01 (sag-08-07-2023)