Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves! Jupiter's in Retrograde and it's Throwing More Curveballs than a Klingon at a Baseball Match!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 139 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 21 days, at Friday, 28 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 126 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 176 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 141 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Sagittarius, the cosmos have spoken, and they're using their 'inside voice'—or should that be 'inside void'? Anyway! The Waning Gibbous moon is precisely 19.2 days old. Yep, it's been around the block - like you, after too many trips to the fridge during a Netflix binge. This moon phase, my cosmic compadre, is all about introspection, much like when you ponder over the mysteries of the universe or wonder why pineapple on pizza is such a controversial topic. Use this time to reflect, but don't go so far as to become the human equivalent of Schrodinger's cat—both in the living room and not in the living room at the same time. When it comes to your career, you're about to hit warp speed. But remember, even the Millennium Falcon needed its hyperdrive fixing from time to time. So, if things get rough, just pull a Han Solo and say, "She'll hold together." In matters of the heart, Venus is doing the cosmic cha-cha in your fifth house of romance. Is love in the air or just a lot of pollen? Only time will tell. But fear not, your allergies to commitment should clear up soon. Stay groovy, Sagittarius. And remember: Just because there's a black hole in your horoscope doesn't mean you're going to get sucked in. Unless it's a black hole of binge-watching. Then, may the force be with you. #AstrologyWithASideOfSarcasm #SagittariusShenanigans #WaningGibbousGiggles #CosmicComedy #NerdyNebulae

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.07.2023 08:22:01 (sag-07-07-2023)