Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Ride the Cosmic Wave of Laughter: Galactic Giggles and Hilarity Ensue!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 169 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 24 days, at Saturday, 01 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 156 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 206 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 171 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.3 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Hey there, Sagittarius! What's up? It's your favorite astrologer here, comin' at you with some groovy celestial news, Snake Plissken style. So, strap on your eyepatch and let's escape from the mundane for a minute, shall we? Now, with the Waning Gibbous moon at 18.3 days old, it's time to let go of old habits like you're dropping off the president in a dystopian New York City. This moon phase is a reminder that it's not always about pushing forward, but also about taking a step back and reassessing, like when you're trying to navigate through a minefield of crazies and corrupt cops. Your adventurous spirit might be itching for some action, but remember, Sagittarius, even Snake Plissken needed a little downtime between explosive stunts. Use this time to rest, recharge, and plan your next great escape. As for love, well, ain't that always a tricky one? Keep an eye out for potential partners who share your nerdy side, 'cause there's nothing quite like bonding over a good ol' fashioned Star Wars marathon or debating the scientific probability of time travel. Embrace your inner hippie and spread the love, but don't forget to protect your heart like it's the last remaining fertile plot of land in Waterworld. In conclusion, dear Sagittarius, take a cue from our post-apocalyptic hero and stay adaptable. Life's gonna throw you curveballs, but if Snake Plissken can survive a night in New York's most dangerous prison, you can definitely handle whatever comes your way. Hashtags to keep you groovin': #SagittariusSurvivor #WaningGibbousChill #SnakePlisskenVibes #NerdyHippieLove #EscapeFromTheMundane

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.06.2023 08:22:01 (sag-07-06-2023)