Sagittarius Report

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The next Sagittarius will start in 200 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The moon is currently in Sagittarius

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 187 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 237 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 202 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Full moon is currently 16.5 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, my sagacious Sagittarians! This is your Commander Jeffrey Sinclair, delivering your intergalactic horoscope straight from Babylon 5. 🚀 As the moon is currently residing in your sign, you might feel an overwhelming urge to embark on a voyage to distant star systems. But fear not! It simply means you're in for a wild and adventurous ride this week, astrologically speaking, of course. 🌕 The Full Moon, now 16.5 days old (like a teenager with a driver's permit), is urging you to let go of those pesky limiting beliefs and embrace your inner explorer. 🌌 It's time to make peace with the Narns and Centauri inside you, because, let's face it, we're all just stardust trying to get along. This week, your nerdy and quirky personality will be your guiding star, attracting fellow space cadets and opening new wormholes of opportunity. Embrace your inner geek, and don't shy away from discussing the latest Starfury upgrades or comparing Minbari meditation techniques over a cup of steaming spoo. 🤓 In the name of universal harmony, remember that a kind word to a G'Kar can prevent interstellar wars. So, be mindful of your communication, especially when dealing with other species (or zodiac signs). Your hippie vibes will help you sail through any cosmic turbulence this week. ✌️ To sum it up, Sagittarians: Seek out adventure, embrace your inner geek, and practice kindness. The universe is vast, but you've got a front-row seat to the show, so enjoy the ride! Hashtags for your star-studded journey: #SagittariusVoyager #FullMoonMadness #GeekyGalaxy #HippieHarmony #CosmicConnections #Babylon5Banter

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.05.2023 08:22:02 (sag-07-05-2023)