Sagittarius Report

"SAGITTARIUS! PREPARE FOR A HUMOROUS GALACTIC ALIGNMENT! EXTERMINATE NEGATIVE VIBES! EMBRACE YOUR INNER HIPPIE-NERD! ALLONS-Y!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 170 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 25 days, at Saturday, 01 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 157 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 207 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 172 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.2 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarius earthlings! E.T. here, your intergalactic astrologer, coming to you with a Waning Gibbous update that's outta this world. Like 17.2 days old cheese, the moon is looking ripe and ready for some cosmic shenanigans. So buckle up, my little centaurs, as we embark on this astral adventure together! 🌔👽 Now, remember when E.T. tried to phone home? Well, just like that, it's time for you Sagittarians to reach out and connect with your otherworldly peeps. No need for an alien communicator though, your smartphone will do just fine. Be warned - Mercury may be playing tricks, so watch out for any autocorrect mishaps or miscommunications! #ETPhoneHome #CommunicationStation With the moon's energy waning, it's the perfect time to let go of the excess baggage in your life, be it emotional or those random trinkets you've collected from your earthly adventures. Have a decluttering session that would make Marie Kondo proud, and don't forget to thank your items for their service before sending them off to their next destination. #KonMariTheGalaxy Feeling a little lost in space? It's time to refocus and channel your inner scientist, dear Sagittarius! Grab your lab coat and safety goggles as you experiment with new ideas and pursue your nerdy passions. With your zodiac ruler, Jupiter, by your side, you're destined to expand your cosmic knowledge and share it with the world. #NerdAlert #BigBrainVibes Lastly, as a Sagittarius, you're always on the hunt for adventure. Well, guess what? Adventure is calling, and it wants to phone home too! Embrace your inner hippie, let your hair down, and dance under the moonlight. Find joy in the simple things, but don't forget to have some Reese's Pieces handy. You never know when you'll encounter a fellow extraterrestrial friend! 🍬🛸 That's all for now, my starry-eyed Sagittarians. May the cosmic energy of the Waning Gibbous guide you on your earthly journey, and remember... E.T. loves you! #SagittariusVibes #ETLovesYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.06.2023 08:22:01 (sag-06-06-2023)