Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Time to Arrow Your Way Out of Problems! But Remember, Aim for the Stars, Not the Neighbors!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 110 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 19 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 97 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 147 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 112 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, you celestial centaurs! Welcome to another interstellar forecast. We're talking about you, Sagittarius. Yes, yes, I do mean you with the bow and arrow. Now, let's dive in! The Waning Gibbous moon is 18.9 days old, just a smidgen away from its rebellious teenage years, much like that time you tried to dye your hair green and ended up looking like a Martian. My sensors indicate that this lunar phase suggests a time for introspection. But don't worry, no need for a Vulcan mind meld here, just some good old self-reflection. As we "wane" down (see what I did there? #AstroHumor) from the full moon, it's time to release and let go. And I'm not just talking about that half-eaten bag of vegan cheese puffs under your bed, though it's definitely time for those to go too. This period is all about decluttering your life, both physically and metaphorically. So, maybe it's time to finally un-follow that annoying ex who posts nothing but their cat pictures on Instagram. Trust me, it's more refreshing than a galactic breeze. Your ruling planet Jupiter is currently doing the cha-cha with Mercury in your communication house, suggesting that it might be a good time to open up. Yes, even if it's just admitting that you secretly enjoy watching reruns of "Ancient Aliens". We're all friends here, no judgement. On the career front, expect a new challenge heading your way faster than a speeding comet. But don't panic! Remember you're a Sagittarius, not a headless chicken. You've got this! Use your natural problem-solving skills to turn this challenge into an opportunity. Who knows, you might even get a raise... or at least enough to finally fix that teleporter you've been working on in your garage. So, Sagittarius, ready your arrows, aim for the stars, and remember: life is like a black hole - mysterious, intimidating, but full of potential and wonder. #SagittariusSeason #WaningGibbousMood #AstroNerdsUnite

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.08.2023 08:22:01 (sag-05-08-2023)