Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, May the Force Be With Your Sign: Jupiter Aligns for Galactic Good Vibes and Ewok-Level Fun!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 143 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 25 days, at Friday, 28 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 130 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 180 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 145 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Sagittarius! Flash Gordon here, checking in from the cosmic realm and let me just say that your intergalactic forecast is looking as stellar as my hair in zero gravity. The full moon, currently at its rebellious teenage stage of 14.6 days old, is lighting up your house of secrets like a neon sign at an alien burger joint. "What's that mean, Flash?" you ask. Well, my celestial wanderer, it's time to uncover those deep-seated dreams you've been hiding away. You know, the ones you think are too "out there"? Like becoming a space cowboy or opening a vegan donut shop on Mars? Yeah, those! With Jupiter, your ruling planet, hanging out in your solar 3rd house, it's like you've been given a cosmic permission slip to explore and expand. So, go ahead and step out of your comfort zone. Try communicating telepathically with your pet, invent a new yoga pose, or heck, start that wormhole travel blog you've been thinking about! Just remember, when things get a little out of this world, keep your sense of humor. Like any good space explorer knows, sometimes you just have to laugh at the absurdity of it all. After all, we're just tiny beings on a spinning rock in an infinite universe - and ain't that a cosmic joke? So, Sagittarius, buckle up and prepare for blast off! It's time to shoot for the stars and land among your dreams. Remember: The galaxy is your playground, not your prison. #FlashGordonHoroscope #SagittariusSpaceVoyage #InterstellarInsights #FullMoonFrolics #CosmicComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.07.2023 08:22:01 (sag-03-07-2023)