Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Your Lucky Planet Jupiter Just Rolled a Natural 20 on Its Cosmic D20!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 83 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 20 days, at Thursday, 21 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 70 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 120 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 85 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Full moon is currently 16.2 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hello, Sagittarians! With our celestial buddy, the moon, sitting pretty at a ripe old age of 16.2 days (She doesn't look a day over 15, right?), things are about to get a little cray-cray. Now, before you start freaking out, remember that in the vast cosmic scheme of things, we're just tiny specks on a slightly larger speck circling an even larger speck... which is kind of comforting when you think about it. Kind of like being a sesame seed on the world's biggest bagel. #SpeckLife #CosmicBagel Just like a hippie loves to dance in the rain, this lunar phase invites you to embrace the chaos and see it as part of life's crazy cosmic dance. So, put on your dancing shoes, or hey, go barefoot if you want to feel the rhythm of the earth beneath your feet. #HippieVibes #DanceLikeNobodyIsWatching You might feel like you're being pulled in a million different directions - work, family, that weird dream about flying squirrels... trust me, we've all been there. But remember, like every good scientist knows, for every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Or in this case, for every crazy day, there's a tub of ice cream waiting at home. #ScienceNerd #IceCreamTherapy So, here's your mission, should you choose to accept it, Sagittarius: Embrace the chaos, dance in the storm, and remember, at the end of the day, we're all just cosmic sesame seeds on a universal bagel. And don't forget to laugh a little, the universe has a wicked sense of humor. #MissionPossible #UniverseHasJokes Stay groovy, Sagittarius!

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.09.2023 08:22:01 (sag-01-09-2023)