Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Hairball, You Majestic Space Lions!"

The next Leo will start in 144 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 19 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Leo in 124 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 133 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

Mars moves to Leo in 248 days, at Monday, 04 November, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Ah, Leo, my fiery friend, listen well you must. A 20-day-old Waning Gibbous moon have we now, hmmmm! In the realm of the stars, this suggests a time of letting go, it does. Like a Jedi shedding his fear in the face of battle, you too must let go of things that serve you not. But fear not, for in the grand library of the galaxy, every book has its place. Even the ones titled 'Why Did I Eat That Third Slice of Pizza?' or 'How Many Cat Videos Are Too Many?' In your professional life, a promotion you may be eyeing. Work diligently, you must. Remember, do or do not, there is no try. But also, remember to take breaks for snacks. A hungry lion roars louder, but a well-fed lion gets the job done without scaring away the Ewoks. In love, patience is your ally. Rush into nothing, you should. If there's an Anakin to your Padmé, don't overlook the red flags. Remember, Anakin turned into Darth Vader. So, choose wisely, my dear Leo. Your lucky numbers this week are 7, 13, and 42. Why 42? Because, according to Douglas Adams, it's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. Seems like a good number to bet on, eh? May the force be with you, Leo. And remember, even Yoda had bad hair days. #Leo #StarWarsHoroscope #WaningGibbous #TheForceIsWithYou #YodaSpeak

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.03.2024 07:42:01 (leo-01-03-2024)