Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Saturn's Gravity Pull: Your Couch May Be Hard to Leave This Week!"

The next Capricorn will start in 304 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 12 days, at Tuesday, 05 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 322 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 264 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 193 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hello, Capricorn! Ah, the steadfast and ambitious goat climbing up the mountain of life, or in this case, maybe just the stairs to your apartment. With the Waxing Gibbous moon at a spry 12.8 days old, your celestial traffic lights are flashing yellow: proceed with caution, but don't slam on the brakes entirely. You might feel like a chemistry experiment gone wrong, like mixing diet Coke with Mentos - lots of fizz, not much substance. But hey, it's still entertaining! Mars, that hot-headed cousin from out of town, is doing a conga line in your social sector. Expect fiery debates about whether Star Wars or Star Trek is superior (it’s Star Trek, obviously) and try not to Vulcan nerve pinch anyone who disagrees. Meanwhile, Venus is doing her best Marilyn Monroe impression in your communication house, making every email, text, or interpretive dance message come across as flirty. So, if you've been eyeing that cute barista at your local coffee shop, now's the time to slide into those DMs. But remember, be smooth - not creepy. And finally, Jupiter, that big ol' happy gas giant, is giving you a high-five from your career house. Work matters will go smoother than a fresh jar of Nutella - just be careful not to spread yourself too thin. This week, embrace the chaos, Capricorn, because even black holes start with a bang. Remember, you're not just a space rock climbing goat, you're a space rock climbing goat with style! #CapricornLife #StarsAlign #WaxingGibbousChaos #StarTrekForTheWin #BlackHoleBang #GoatWithStyle

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.02.2024 08:32:01 (cap-22-02-2024)