Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Get Your Phaser Set To Stunning: Your Galactic Love Life is About to Warp Speed Ahead!"

The next Capricorn will start in 261 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 24 days, at Monday, 29 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 279 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 221 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 150 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hello, my celestial Capricorns! 🐐✨ Prepare to buckle your space belts because your horoscope is heading towards you faster than a teleportation beam from Liberator. Now, as we are in the Waning Crescent moon phase, which is about as old as the average toothbrush, 25.6 days, to be precise, you might feel a pull to start wrapping up projects or...scrubbing your teeth more thoroughly. But remember, we're talking about your life here, not your oral hygiene. 🌒🦷💫 The moon is basically telling you it's time to tie up loose ends like Blake and his crew when they pulled off another daring escape from the Federation (which, let's face it, happens every other episode). So, if there's anything you've been putting off, now's the time to tackle it. Not literally, of course, unless you're into intergalactic wrestling, then go for it! 🚀💪 And speaking of tackling, the next full moon is scheduled for 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024. It's set to light up your world like Orac on a high-frequency day. This cosmic event is your green light to start new ventures. Do you have a business idea? A space yacht you've been meaning to refurbish? Or perhaps a sudden urge to create a rebellion against a totalitarian regime (I mean, who hasn't these days)? Now's the time to get started. 🌕🚀✨ Remember, Capricorns, you're like the Avon of the zodiac - practical, reliable and always ready with a sarcastic quip. You've got this! Until next time, may your stars align like a well-executed Star One operation, and your life be as exciting as an episode of Blake's 7 (without the frequent mortal peril). #CapricornCosmicCapers #WaningCrescentCleanSlate #FullMoonFederationRebellion #Blakes7Astrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.04.2024 08:32:01 (cap-05-04-2024)