Capricorn Report

"Capricorn-icopia: Your Stars Align Like Isosceles Triangles, Get Ready for a Week Full of Right Angles and Sudden Urges to Count in Binary!"

The next Capricorn will start in 296 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 4 days, at Tuesday, 05 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 314 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 256 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 185 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Alright, my beloved Capricorns, gather 'round your laptops and smartphones, because you're about to get the freshest, nerdiest and most eco-friendly horoscope this side of the Milky Way! As our celestial pal, the Waning Gibbous moon, is currently hanging out in its 20th day phase, it's like that old friend who overstays their welcome after a party. You know, the one who keeps repeating their favourite Star Trek episodes verbatim while raiding your fridge? Yeah, that one. I bet you can spot them in your mind’s telescope! Now, what does this all mean for you? Well, it's time to live up to your Capricorn-ness and channel your inner Mr. Spock. Logical, rational, and slightly stubborn, it's time for you to take control of your destiny, one vegan gluten-free pizza slice at a time. Like our friend the Waning Gibbous moon, it's time to start wrapping things up, finishing those projects, and maybe even cleaning under your bed (yes, we know there's a forgotten universe of dust bunnies under there). And don't forget to recycle! Remember, we're saving the Earth one Capricorn at a time. As for love, if you're single, take a cue from our moon buddy. Be yourself, warts, nerdy references, and all. Remember, someone's 'annoying' is someone else's 'endearing'. And if you're attached, remind your partner why they fell in love with your adorably geeky self. So, grab your reusable water bottle, don your favourite tie-dye shirt, and brace yourself for the ride of your life. It's time to boldly go where no Capricorn has gone before. #CosmicCapricorn #NerdyAstrology #EcoAstrology #WaningGibbousGiggles #StarTrekLoveLife #SaveTheEarthOneCapricornAtATime #GeekyHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-01-03-2024)