By The Chip Witch on Friday, 23 February 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 23 February, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
23 February, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Welcome, Space Cadets!

Listen up! Our celestial homies are throwing a bit of a shindig up there, so let's see what kind of cosmic brew we're sipping on this time.

Mercury in Aquarius

Mercury is sliding into Aquarius's DMs like a slick alien trying to snag some earthling digits. Expect your communication channels to be as clear as the Predator's invisibility cloak. So, speak your truth and maybe even use complete sentences. #InvisibleCommunication

Venus in Aquarius

The Goddess of Love is also hanging out in Aquarius, getting all cozy with the water bearer. This means love may feel as free and wild as an alien hunt in the jungle. But remember, even Predators need some TLC sometimes. #AlienLoveAffair

Mars in Aquarius

Mars is joining the Aquarian party too - it's looking like a full-on extraterrestrial rave! Channel that Martian energy and tackle your goals like Predator tearing through the forest. #MartianMotivation

Jupiter in Taurus

Jupiter's lounging in Taurus, so expect some heavy-duty growth in areas of wealth and comfort. It's like finding the self-destruct device on a Predator's wrist - jackpot! #BullseyeBlessings

Saturn in Pisces

Saturn's doing the backstroke in Pisces, which might make things feel as confusing as trying to outwit a Predator in hand-to-hand combat. Keep your cool and remember to trust your instincts. #CosmicConfusion

Uranus in Taurus

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like a Predator on a caffeine high. Unexpected changes might feel jarring, but remember: change is the only constant in the universe (and in 80s action movies). #StellarSurprises

Neptune in Pisces

With Neptune in Pisces, your dreams may be as vivid and weird as a Predator's holiday slideshow. Embrace the strange and let your imagination run wild. #PredatorDreamscape

Pluto in Aquarius

The Moon

The moon is currently in Leo, at 20 degrees, 15' 28", at a velocity of 11.96 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. It is 403231.25 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind environment was at nominal levels. Total field strength peaked at 7 nT and Bz was variable. Wind speeds averaged near 350 km/s. Phi was positive.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aquarius.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Aquarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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