There are no planets in retrograde!
Welcome, Space Cadets!
Listen up! Our celestial homies are throwing a bit of a shindig up there, so let's see what kind of cosmic brew we're sipping on this time.
Mercury in Aquarius
Mercury is sliding into Aquarius's DMs like a slick alien trying to snag some earthling digits. Expect your communication channels to be as clear as the Predator's invisibility cloak. So, speak your truth and maybe even use complete sentences. #InvisibleCommunication
Venus in Aquarius
The Goddess of Love is also hanging out in Aquarius, getting all cozy with the water bearer. This means love may feel as free and wild as an alien hunt in the jungle. But remember, even Predators need some TLC sometimes. #AlienLoveAffair
Mars in Aquarius
Mars is joining the Aquarian party too - it's looking like a full-on extraterrestrial rave! Channel that Martian energy and tackle your goals like Predator tearing through the forest. #MartianMotivation
Jupiter in Taurus
Jupiter's lounging in Taurus, so expect some heavy-duty growth in areas of wealth and comfort. It's like finding the self-destruct device on a Predator's wrist - jackpot! #BullseyeBlessings
Saturn in Pisces
Saturn's doing the backstroke in Pisces, which might make things feel as confusing as trying to outwit a Predator in hand-to-hand combat. Keep your cool and remember to trust your instincts. #CosmicConfusion
Uranus in Taurus
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like a Predator on a caffeine high. Unexpected changes might feel jarring, but remember: change is the only constant in the universe (and in 80s action movies). #StellarSurprises
Neptune in Pisces
With Neptune in Pisces, your dreams may be as vivid and weird as a Predator's holiday slideshow. Embrace the strange and let your imagination run wild. #PredatorDreamscape
Pluto in Aquarius
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