There are currently 6 planets in retrograde:

Galactic Giggles: Your Nerdy Astrological Forecast

Well, stardust bunnies, let's dive into this cosmic soup with a good old-fashioned belly laugh, shall we?

First off, Mercury in Virgo. Now, you might think this means you'll be extra organized, but in reality, it's more like trying to alphabetize your spices while your cat decides it's the perfect time for a game of 'knock everything off the counter'. #MercuryMishaps #VirgoVexations

Then we have Venus in Leo. You're feeling fabulous, darling! But remember, even though you look like a million bucks, your bank account might not agree. Try not to overspend on that sequined jumpsuit. #LeoLuxuries #VenusVanity

And oh boy, Mars in Libra. This is like trying to pick a movie on Netflix. You know you want action, but you also want balance. Just remember, there's no shame in watching 'Die Hard' for the 15th time. #LibraLethargy #MarsMysteries

Jupiter in Taurus, you're feeling generous... maybe too generous. Before you adopt that third dog or order another round of drinks for the whole bar, remember to save some for yourself. #JupiterGenerosity #TaurusTreats

And speaking of saving, Saturn in Pisces is like trying to dry off with a wet towel. You're trying to set boundaries, but they're as solid as Jell-O. Maybe it's time to invest in a metaphorical hairdryer? #SaturnSilliness #PiscesProblems

Uranus in Taurus is causing some shake-ups. It’s like a bull in a china shop scenario. Hold onto your hat (and your fine china)! Also, you might feel an unusual desire to start a garden... on your roof. #UranusUproar #TaurusTurbulence

Neptunian dreamer, Neptune in Pisces is making your dreams extra weird. Did you dream

The moon is currently in Aries, at 24 degrees, 42' 21", at a velocity of 14.24 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.4 days old. It is 372295.56 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

An enhanced solar wind environment prevailed throughout the period under positive polarity CH HSS influences and likely CME enhancements. Total magnetic field strength ranged from 4-9 nT and the Bz component reached as far south as -9 nT. Solar wind speeds ranged between 500-570 km/s. The Phi angle was variable.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 15% chance of a strong event.