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RETROGRADE REPORT for
29 August, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 6 planets in retrograde:

Planetary Retrograde Horoscope

Good celestial morning, space cadets! It's time for your interstellar weather report. This isn't your grandma's horoscope, oh no! We're steering clear of vague predictions like "You'll meet a dark, handsome stranger" or "Great fortune will come your way". Instead, we're going full throttle into the cosmic abyss, with science as our co-pilot and humor as our in-flight entertainment. Buckle up, folks! #AstroNerdAlert

Let's start with that swift-footed scamp, Mercury, who's currently doing the Virgo shuffle. If you find yourself overthinking the nutritional content of your breakfast cereal or alphabetizing your spice rack, don't worry - that's just Mercury messing about in Virgo's hyper-organized house. #MercuryInVirgo

Meanwhile, Venus is strutting her stuff in Leo, the astrological equivalent of a Vegas showgirl. Expect drama, flamboyance, and a sudden urge to bedazzle everything in sight. You might also feel the need to express your love in grand, theatrical gestures. If you don't have a lion to release in your beloved's bedroom... well, a heartfelt serenade should do. #VenusInLeo

And lo and behold, Mars is in Libra, which is a bit like a Klingon at a peace conference. If you've been feeling a bit indecisive or conflict-averse lately, that's Mars trying to play nice. Don't sweat it, these diplomatic vibes will pass. #MarsInLibra

Jupiter, the big daddy of the solar system, has taken up residence in Taurus, which means it's all about the Benjamins, baby. Or the Newtons, if you prefer your currency in scientific units. Keep an eye on your finances and maybe invest in a good truffle pig. #JupiterInTaurus

Uranus and Neptune are hanging out in Taurus and Pisces respectively, which could make things a little... weird. Expect to have some unusual dreams, perhaps involving singing fish or cows doing the tango. Don't panic, it's not a sign of madness - just a side effect of the planetary party going on upstairs. #UranusInTaurus #NeptuneInPisces

Last but not

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 09 degrees, 43' 14", at a velocity of 15.15 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.6 days old. It is 363982.2 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were indicative of a mildly disturbed IMF and a return to a slow regime. Total IMF strength varied primarily from 4-8 nT, while the Bz component underwent mainly minor southward variations much of the period. Solar wind speed declined from near 350 km/s to ~325 km/s. The phi angle was mostly in a positive sector until about 28/1800 UTC, when it shifted into a negative sector.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 20 Vir 25' 06"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Virgo.Mercury is in Virgo Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
In Retrograde at 12 Leo 52' 42"
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Libra.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 03 Pis 41' 28"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 23 Tau 04' 31"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 26 Pis 50' 28"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 28 Cap 17' 52"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
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