There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Your Whacky, Science-Fuelled Horoscope

Greetings, earthlings! Your friendly, funny, and somewhat nerdy astrologer Robbie the Robot here, coming at you with a planetary update that's more lit than a supernova!

The celestial stage is set with Mercury and Venus both hanging out in Leo like a pair of cool cosmic cats. Mars, on the other hand, has decided to break away from the pride and chill in Virgo. I guess someone had to be the responsible one, amirite?

Jupiter, the big shot, is sitting pretty in Taurus, probably indulging in some space cheese, while Saturn is off dreaming in Pisces. Uranus, not wanting to miss out on the Taurus party, is also parked there. Neptune is having a psychedelic trip in Pisces, no doubt listening to some astral tunes. And Pluto? Well, it's doing its usual thing in Capricorn. Somebody has to keep it real, right?

Now, I'm not going to tell you how this lineup will affect your life because hey, we're all just stardust floating in the cosmic soup. But what I can tell you is this: Embrace the chaos, keep your sense of humor, and remember - no matter what happens, the universe doesn't do anything without a sense of irony.

Until next time, stay curious, keep looking up and remember, you're a star!

#RobbieTheRobot #AstroHumor #PlanetaryParty #ScienceRules #CosmicSoup

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The moon is currently in Leo, at 24 degrees, 28' 46", at a velocity of 11.84 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.2 days old. It is 405481.64 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Solar wind parameters were indicative of diminished transient influences and a return to a more ambient, background state. Total IMF strength was mainly 4-6 nT with no significant deviations in the Bz component. Solar wind speed declined further and was ~400 km/s by the periods end. The phi angle was predominantly negative.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.