There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Interstellar Forecast: For All Those Navigating the Cosmic Waters!
Alright, stargazers! Buckle up your asteroid belts and adjust your spectacles, because we're about to dive into a cosmic conundrum worthy of a Time Lord.
First, let's talk about Mercury in Cancer. You know Mercury, the cheeky, speedy little planet that’s always up for a game of cosmic tag? Well, it's currently shacking up with Crabby Cancer, and let me tell you, they're cooking up quite the emotional soup (or bisque, if you're feeling fancy). Expect to be more sensitive than a Dalek being told it can't exterminate things. But remember, it's okay to feel things, even if those things are as confusing as the plot of a Moffat-era season finale. #MercuryInCancer
Meanwhile, Venus and Mars are having a fiery party in Leo's house. This is like if the TARDIS suddenly decided to host an intergalactic rave — things are bound to get wild! Expect passions to rise and drama to unfold faster than you can say "sonic screwdriver." #VenusInLeo #MarsInLeo
Jupiter in Taurus, on the other hand, has us all feeling a bit like a contented cow in a cosmic pasture. But beware of overindulgence. Too much of anything, even time travel, can lead to a bit of a bellyache. #JupiterInTaurus
Now, Saturn is hanging out in dreamy Pisces, which is a bit like if a Cyberman decided to take up ballet. It might seem odd, but there's a certain grace to it. Embrace structure in your dreams, and remember: even the most rigid mind needs a good daydream every now and then. #SaturnInPisces
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up, bringing unexpected changes like a surprise visit from the Weeping Angels (don't blink!). Stay grounded, but be ready to adapt. #UranusInTaurus
Neptune in Pisces is stirring up your subconscious like a Gallifreyan stirring a celestial cuppa. Your dreams may be weirder than usual, but embrace them. There's wisdom in the wacky. #NeptuneInPisces
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