There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Greetings, Earthlings! Here's your intergalactic horoscope update!

As we venture through the cosmos in our favorite Starship Voyager, let's take a moment to appreciate the current state of planetary retrogrades and the humorous irony in our human lives. Buckle up, fellow space nerds, things are about to get astrologically amusing!

Mercury in Gemini

Oh, dear Mercury, our beloved trickster, is making its presence known in Gemini. Expect communication glitches and misunderstandings to be as common as a Borg drone assimilating information. But worry not, fellow stargazers! Embrace the chaos, laugh at the mix-ups and keep calm by remembering that resistance is futile.

#BorgHumor #MercuryInGemini

Venus and Mars in Leo

Prepare yourselves for a fiery cosmic romance, as both Venus and Mars have decided to dance in the realm of Leo. Be open to bold expressions of love and passion, as if you're being courted by Q himself. Remember, life is too short and the universe too vast to deny yourself some fun!

#VenusInLeo #MarsInLeo #QsFlirtingTips

Jupiter in Taurus

As Jupiter finds itself in Taurus, this is the time to boldly go where no man has gone before in terms of financial prosperity. Be generous and share your abundance with others, or as the Ferengi would say, "Profit is its own reward."

#JupiterInTaurus #FerengiWisdom

Saturn in Pisces

With Saturn in dreamy Pisces, it's time to dive deep into the Delta Quadrant of your emotions. Let the healing energies flow like Neelix's famous Talaxian stew, and don't be afraid to face the Kazon-like fears that lurk within.

#SaturnInPisces #NeelixsKitchenTherapy

Uranus in T

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 06 degrees, 20' 05", at a velocity of 13.17 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.7 days old. It is 379316.46 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Solar wind parameters were indicative of waning CH HSS influences. Total IMF strength ranged mainly from 5-8 nT, while the Bz component underwent primarily northward or weak southward deviations. Solar wind speed decreased from peaks ~475 km/s to near 400 km/s and the phi angle was positive.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.