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RETROGRADE REPORT for
22 May, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Humorous Horoscope - Retrograde Edition

Horoscope: The Planetary Retrograde Strikes Back!

Greetings, fellow cosmic adventurers! Your nerdy astrologer Luke Skywatcher here to guide you through the current planetary retrograde madness. 🌌🔭

As Mercury hangs out in Taurus, our communication might feel as heavy as an AT-AT stomping through Hoth. But fear not! Channel your inner Yoda and find patience, you must. 🐂💬 #MercuryInTaurus

Venus has set up camp in Cancer, so it's time to get cozy with your Wookiee-sized emotions. Embrace your sensitive side and let the love flow like the Force. 🦀❤️ #VenusInCancer

With Mars in Leo, it's like a lightsaber duel of egos out there! Channel your inner Han Solo and let your confidence shine, but remember - no disintegrations! 🦁🚀 #MarsInLeo

Jupiter's chillin' in Taurus, making our ambitions move at the pace of Jabba the Hutt. Use this time to meditate on your goals, young Padawans, and trust the process. 🐂🧘‍♂️ #JupiterInTaurus

Saturn is in dreamy Pisces, so we're all feeling a little like we've taken a trip to Dagobah. Keep your discipline strong, and you'll manifest those visions in no time! 🐟⏳ #SaturnInPisces

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like an Ewok dance party! Embrace the unexpected and find innovative ways to keep the beat going. 🐂💡 #UranusInTaurus

Neptune is also drifting through Pisces, making our dreams as mystical as a journey through the galaxy. Use this time to explore the depths of your inner universe. 🐟

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Cancer, at 01 degrees, 18' 54", at a velocity of 12.4 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.5 days old. It is 398990.84 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters began under the influence of a negative polarity CH HSS and ended on the arrival of the CME from 17 May. Solar wind speed decreased from near 600 km/s to around 450-480 km/s through 21/1500 UTC. Afterwards it increase to near 540 km/s. Total field showed an increase after 21/1315 UTC to a maximum of 13 nT at 21/1516 UTC. Bz ranged from +7/-10 nT and phi angle was mostly negative.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 30% chance of a moderate event, and a 15% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Cancer.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Leo.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 00 Aqu 16' 02"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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