There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:

Planetary Retrograde Horoscope by Londo Mollari

Greetings, my fellow cosmic comrades! It is I, your favorite nerdy astrologer, Londo Mollari, back with another dose of humor-infused celestial wisdom. Let's dive into the far-out world of planetary retrograde and see what the stars have in store for us all, regardless of our zodiac sign!

Mercury, that cheeky little messenger, is chilling out in Taurus, urging us to slow down and maybe eat a few extra pastries. You know, for the Earthly pleasures. Just remember not to go overboard, or you might end up with a cosmic food baby. 😜 #MercuryInTaurus #CosmicFoodBaby

Venus, our lovely planet of love, has taken up residence in Cancer, making our hearts feel as warm and cozy as a hug from a giant cosmic teddy bear. Embrace this time to connect with loved ones and maybe indulge in a little self-care. Bubble bath, anyone? 🛁 #VenusInCancer #CosmicTeddyBear

Mars, our feisty red warrior, is also hanging out in Cancer, so it's time to whip out your emotional armor and protect your sensitive side. Channel your inner crab and don't be afraid to retreat into your shell when needed. Just don't get TOO crabby, or you may find yourself in hot water! 🦀 #MarsInCancer #CrabbyNotSnappy

Jupiter, the big ol' bringer of fortune, is currently expanding its mighty presence in Aries. This is the perfect time to take bold, enthusiastic leaps forward in life. Just remember to tie your cosmic shoelaces to avoid tripping on stardust! 🌟 #JupiterInAries #BoldAndBouncy

Saturn, our stern cosmic taskmaster, is teaching us some deep lessons in Pisces. Don't be afraid to dive into your emotional depths and swim with the metaphorical fishies. It's time to let go of any cosmic baggage that's weighing you down. 🐠 #SaturnInPisces #EmotionalDetox

Uranus, the wild and unpredictable planet, is shaking things up in Taurus. Expect unexpected twists and turns in your material world, but don't worry – it's

The moon is currently in Pisces, at 00 degrees, 48' 25", at a velocity of 14.16 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.8 days old. It is 364076.76 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Solar wind parameters, from the DSCOVR spacecraft, indicated the arrival of the 09 May CME at approximately 12/0554 UTC. Wind speeds jumped from near 500 km/s to a period high of 596 km/s. Total field values peaked at 13 nT. The Bz component dropped as low as -6 nT. The phi angle switched to a negative orientation at approximately 12/1245 UTC. .Forecast... The solar wind environment is expected to persist under CME influence on 13 May and begin to wane on 14 May.

There is a 40% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.