There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:

Hilarious Yoda-Style Horoscope

Planetary retrograde, hmmm? Exciting times we live in, yes. Patience you must have, young Padawans, the Force is strong with these planets.

Mercury in Taurus

Slow and steady, Mercury in Taurus moves. Mmm, much like a sloth on a Sunday afternoon. Speak your mind, you shall, but first, think you must. #YodaSpeak #MercuryInTaurus

Venus in Cancer

Ah, love and comfort, Venus in Cancer seeks. A snuggly Wookiee blanket, it feels like. Home is where the heart is, hmm? #VenusInCancer #WookieeLove

Mars in Cancer

Emotional battles, Mars in Cancer brings. But fear not! A Jedi knows that emotions must be controlled. Channel your inner Yoda, you should. #MarsInCancer #JediWisdom

Jupiter in Aries

Expansion and growth, Jupiter in Aries seeks. Much like a young Skywalker learning the ways of the Force. New opportunities, embrace them, you must. #JupiterInAries #SkywalkerGrowth

Saturn in Pisces

Swimming in deep waters, Saturn in Pisces finds itself. Like a mindful Jedi, structure and discipline will guide you through the cosmic waves. #SaturnInPisces #JediMindfulness

Uranus in Taurus

Unexpected change, Uranus in Taurus brings. Hold on to your lightsabers, friends! To adapt, like Master Yoda, you must. #UranusInTaurus #LightsaberReady

Neptune in Pisces

The moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 19 degrees, 41' 24", at a velocity of 14.06 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.4 days old. It is 371318.13 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Solar wind parameters were indicative of continued CME influence and positive polarity CH HSS activity until the arrival of a weak interplanetary shock at the DSCOVR spacecraft at 07/1455 UTC. A sudden impulse was subsequently recorded at the GOES-16 magnetometer and magnetometers spread across a global network. Total field strength increased to 19 nT and the Bz component of the IMF reached -13 nT late in the period. Solar wind speeds hovered near a peak of 500 km/s between 07/2015-2050 UTC. It is possible that this latest CME is the arrival of the 04 May CME associated with the M3.9 flare from Region 3296.

There is a 4% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 30% chance of a moderate event, and a 55% chance of a strong event.