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RETROGRADE REPORT for
4 May, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:

Planetary Retrograde Horoscope: Predator Edition

Planetary Retrograde Horoscope: Predator Edition

Greetings, earthlings! In the cosmic jungle where planets roam, a curious phenomenon known as retrograde is taking place. As your friendly neighborhood intergalactic astrologer, I'm here to give you the lowdown on what's happening with our celestial neighbors.

First up, we have Mercury hiding out in Taurus like Predator in the trees. Watch out for communication misfires and misunderstandings while channeling your inner Schwarzenegger to survive this retrograde. #INeedAVacation

Meanwhile, Venus lounges in Gemini, turning the world of love into a wild ride. If you're feeling like you're in the middle of an alien love triangle, just remember: it takes two to tango, but three to make things reeeally interesting. #LoveIsInTheAir

Next, Mars tiptoes through Cancer like a crab scuttling away from a big bad Predator. It's time to channel your inner softie and take care of yourself. Just don't forget that even the toughest warriors need a little TLC. #TreatYoSelf

Jupiter is currently flexing its muscles in Aries, inspiring us all to take action and be the hero of our own story. Embrace your inner Dutch and prepare to kick some retrograde butt! #GetToTheChoppa

Saturn floats through Pisces like a space marine lost in the cosmic ocean. It's time to dive deep into your emotions, but remember: if it bleeds, we can kill it... or at least deal with it. #DeepSeaSoulSearching

Uranus is hanging out in Taurus, reminding us that change is inevitable and sometimes, you just gotta roll with the punches. Or plasma caster blasts, depending on your preference. #AdaptOrDie

Neptune swims through its home turf in Pisces like

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Libra, at 25 degrees, 21' 39", at a velocity of 13.01 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 13.3 days old. It is 389750.77 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind field was indicative of an elevated, but weakened, solar wind environment. Total IMF strength was primarily 5-6 nT, while the Bz component underwent mainly weak deviations. Solar wind speed measurements at DSCOVR showed decreased speed to about 475 km/s, while ACE measured drops in speed to near 425 km/s. The phi angle was variable between sectors until near 03/0600 UTC, when it became predominantly negative.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 09 Tau 51' 59"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Gemini.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Cancer.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Aries.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 00 Aqu 21' 45"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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