There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Planetary Retrograde Horoscope: The Hilarious Tale of Cosmic Traffic Jams!

Greetings, groovy earthlings! It's your favorite nerdy astrologer, Tetsuo Shima, here to share some cosmic LOLs about the current planetary retrogrades. Let's take a ride through the stars and see how these celestial bodies are making life more interesting for all of us.

Mercury in Taurus: Slow-Mo Chit-Chat

Mercury is hanging out in Taurus, so conversations might feel like they're moving at the pace of a snail riding a turtle. But hey, slow and steady wins the race, right? Embrace the leisurely vibe and dig into those deep thoughts that have been on your mind. #TaurusTalks

Venus in Gemini: Flirty Schmoozing

Love is in the air (or is it just pollen?) as Venus waltzes through Gemini. This is the perfect time to let your inner flirt out to play. With Venus in this chatty sign, you'll be able to charm the pants off anyone with your witty banter (figuratively, of course). #GeminiGiggles

Mars in Cancer: Passionate Homebodies

Mars in Cancer might make you want to stay home and cuddle up to your favorite Netflix series, but don't underestimate the power of emotional connections. Use this time to deepen your bonds with your loved ones and maybe even cook up a storm in the kitchen. #CancerComforts

Jupiter in Aries: Go Big or Go Home!

Optimistic Jupiter is hanging out in fiery Aries, giving you the green light to take risks and chase your dreams. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there – fortune favors the bold! Just remember to wear a helmet; we don't want any cosmic concussions. #AriesAdventures

Saturn in Pisces: Dreamy Discipline

The moon is currently in Leo, at 23 degrees, 32' 56", at a velocity of 11.91 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.6 days old. It is 405075.46 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Solar wind parameters indicated continued influence of a negative polarity CH HSS. Solar wind speeds were mostly between 550-700 km/s. Total field ranged from 3-6 nT while the Bz component was between +5/-5 nT. Phi angle was predominantly oriented in the negative sector.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.