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RETROGRADE REPORT for
27 April, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Rimmer's Retrograde Ramblings

Rimmer's Retrograde Ramblings: Planetary Shenanigans in the Cosmos!

Alright, space cadets! It's time to engage our warp drives and blast off into the wibbly-wobbly world of planetary retrogrades! So strap in, put on your tin foil hats, and get ready for some interstellar laughs! 🚀😂

Mercury in Taurus: Slow-Mo Chit-Chat 🐌💬

Picture this: Mercury, the zippy little planet of communication, has decided to take a vacation in the chillaxed realm of Taurus. So, if you find yourself talking at the speed of a snail on Valium, don't worry - it's just Mercury, having a cosmic lie-down in the land of the Bull. #SlowTalkersUnite #TaurusSiesta

Venus in Gemini: Love is in the Airwaves 📻❤️

With Venus pirouetting through the chatty sign of Gemini, expect some seriously nerdy pillow talk. If discussing quantum physics or the mating habits of the Bolivian tree frog gets your motor running, then, by all means, go forth and flirt, you sexy brainiacs! #GeekLove #VenusInGemini

Mars in Cancer: Cranky Crustaceans 🦀💢

Heads up, space travelers! Mars, the planet of action, has crash-landed in the moody waters of Cancer. This means that tempers might be as touchy as a trigger-happy ensign with an itchy phaser finger. So, be kind to your fellow crew members and try not to throw any cosmic tantrums! #MarsInCancer #CrabbyPatty

Jupiter in Aries: Go Big or Go Home! 🚀💥

When Jupiter, the jolly giant of the solar system, hangs out with the fiery Aries, you can expect some seriously larger-than-life

The Moon
moon

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 29 degrees, 45' 43", at a velocity of 11.92 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.8 days old. It is 404922.14 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were slightly enhanced likely due to influence from a negative polarity CH HSS. Total field reached 10 nT late in the period, the Bz component ranged +/- 5 nT. Solar wind speeds ranged between ~500 to 575 km/s. Phi was negative .

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 14 Tau 05' 31"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Gemini.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Cancer.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Aries.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 
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