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RETROGRADE REPORT for
26 April, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Funky Retrograde Horoscope

Greetings, Earthlings!

It's your favorite space-traveling, nerdy astrologer here with a cosmic update for all you planetary retrograde enthusiasts! Jump aboard the TARDIS and let's explore this groovy solar system of ours, shall we?

Mercury in Taurus

Oh, Mercury... The planet that makes us want to throw our communication devices out the window like we're in an intergalactic cricket match. But fear not, my fellow Whovians! With Mercury hanging out in Taurus, it's time to slow down, enjoy a Jelly Baby, and actually think before we speak. #SlowMoMercury

Venus in Gemini

Love is in the air... or is it? Venus in Gemini means we'll be flirting more than Captain Jack Harkness at a Time Agent convention. Playful banter will be plentiful, but beware of those doppelganger feelings. Keep your emotions in check, and try not to get too attached to any one person... or alien. #FlirtyVenus

Mars in Cancer

If Mars in Cancer were a Doctor Who episode, it'd be "The Empty Child." Sensitive, moody, and longing for connection, we're all walking around with our emotional shields up. So, break out the tissues, grab a cuppa, and prepare for some serious heart-to-heart conversations. Just don't forget your psychic paper! #EmoMars

Jupiter in Aries

Feeling lucky, punk? Jupiter in Aries is the cosmic equivalent of the Tenth Doctor's swagger. It's time to take risks, seize opportunities, and channel your inner Time Lord. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility... or was that another fandom? #PumpedUpJupiter

Saturn in Pisces

Remember that one time when the Doctor had to face his fears and make tough choices? Oh, right—that's every episode! Saturn in Pisces

The Moon
moon

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 17 degrees, 47' 06", at a velocity of 12.04 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.9 days old. It is 403355.23 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were at near nominal levels. Total field strength was generally at 5-6 nT. The Bz component underwent benign deviations. Solar wind speed decreased from near 550 to 500 km/s. Phi was predominantly positive after 25/0300 UTC.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 14 Tau 32' 32"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Taurus.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Gemini.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Cancer.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Aries.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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