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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Horoscope Edition

Greetings, Earthlings! 👽 It's your favorite intergalactic astrologer from that far-out, funky neighborhood known as outer space! This week, we're taking a trip through the cosmos to see what the planets have in store for us. So hold on to your Reese's Pieces, because it's about to get cosmic!

✨ Mercury in Taurus ✨

Nowadays, we all know Mercury as the speedy messenger planet, but did you know it's also a total couch potato in Taurus? That's right, folks! This combo makes communication feel like trying to phone home with a Speak & Spell. So be patient, and remember: sometimes silence is golden... especially when dealing with pesky government agents.

#ETPhoneHome #MercuryInTaurus

💕 Venus in Gemini 💕

Venus is doing the cosmic cha-cha in Gemini, making our love lives feel like an alien dance party. Don't worry if your heart is feeling as indecisive as Elliot trying to pick out a Halloween costume. It's all part of the fun! Just remember to keep your heart open to new connections and extraterrestrial encounters.

#VenusInGemini #AlienLove

🔥 Mars in Cancer 🔥

When Mars lands in Cancer, it's like trying to ride a bicycle through a field of emotions. It might be a bumpy ride, but don't let it bring you down! Channel your inner E.T. and use that emotional energy to fuel your creative projects or phone home to your loved ones.

#MarsInCancer #FeelingEmotional

🌟 Jupiter in Aries 🌟

Jupiter in Aries is bringing out the intergalactic adventurer in all of us. Now's the

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 14 degrees, 27' 43", at a velocity of 13.43 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 1.1 days old. It is 384122.3 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

The solar wind environment reflected waning CME influences. Total field strength was between 7 and 11 nT and the Bz component was predominantly oriented in a northward direction. Wind speeds settled to under 400 km/s by the end of the day. The phi angle was generally negative.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 40% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.