There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, Earthlings! It's Klaatu, your intergalactic astrologer!

Are you ready for a planetary retrograde party? Let's dive into the cosmic happenings with our favorite celestial bodies.

Mercury in Taurus

Slow down and smell the space roses, dear humanoids! Mercury is chillin' in Taurus, making communication feel like you're talking through a black hole. Patience is key, but who knows, you may find new ways to express yourself... like interpretive space dancing? #MercuryInTaurus #CosmicChill

Venus in Gemini

Love is in the air... or rather, the interstellar void! Venus in Gemini has your heart doing the cha-cha with multiple cosmic cuties. Embrace the duality, but remember, too many star-crossed lovers can cause supernova-sized drama. #VenusInGemini #GalacticLoveTriangle

Mars in Cancer

Feeling crabby? Mars in Cancer has us all a bit moody and defensive. Channel that energy into creating a cozy space habitat, and be gentle with your fellow extraterrestrial beings. We're all just trying to survive this galactic rollercoaster! #MarsInCancer #SpaceCrab

Jupiter in Aries

Ready to conquer the universe? Jupiter in Aries has you feeling like you're the commander of your own spaceship. Just remember, humanoids: with great power comes great responsibility... and the occasional asteroid belt. #JupiterInAries #IntergalacticBoss

Saturn in Pisces

It's time to face your cosmic karma, dear Earthlings! Saturn in Pisces is here to teach you some tough love. Embrace the swirling vortex of emotions and let go of any space debris that's

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 00 degrees, 52' 21", at a velocity of 13.74 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 0.1 days old. It is 379271.1 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

The solar wind environment remains enhanced with ongoing CME effects. Total field strength increased to 10 nT and the Bz component reached a maximum southward deviation of -8 nT. Wind speeds gradually decreased to around 450 km/s. The phi angle was generally positive but did show movement between positive and negative solar sectors.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 45% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.