There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, Earthlings!

Welcome to your groovy Space Oddity horoscope, where we mix a pinch of nerdy humor, a dash of hippie vibes, and a whole lot of planetary retrograde knowledge - just like Dave Bowman from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Buckle up and enjoy the cosmic ride!

Mercury in Taurus: #SlowDownToSpeedUp

It's time to kick back, relax, and let the universe be your easy chair as Mercury chills out in Taurus. Communication may feel like it's moving slower than a snail riding a sloth, but remember, patience is a virtue, stargazers! Embrace your inner turtle and take this time to ponder life and its mysteries. 🐢✨

Venus in Gemini: #FlirtyFlightsOfFancy

With Venus in Gemini, love is in the air... and so is indecisiveness. But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? So, grab your lab goggles and get ready to experiment with some tantalizing love potions. Just remember not to mix up your test tubes, or you might end up with an accidental love explosion! 💘💥

Mars in Cancer: #AssertiveCrabWalking

Feeling a bit crabby lately? It's probably Mars hanging out in Cancer. Channel your inner crustacean and use that assertive energy to navigate through any rough waters. But remember, even crabs need a break from scuttling, so don't forget to take care of your emotional shell. 🦀❤️

Jupiter in Aries: #BigDreamsBoldMoves

As Jupiter leaps headfirst into Aries, it's time to dream big and make bold moves! Embrace the fiery energy of this planetary combo, and let it propel you towards your goals like a rocket-powered pogo stick. Just be careful not to burn out - even rockets need a cooldown period! 🚀🔥

The moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 23 degrees, 20' 31", at a velocity of 13.81 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.9 days old. It is 369552.04 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Solar wind parameters reflected the likely arrival of a positive-polarity CH HSS. Wind speed began an increase from 330 km/s to 530 km/s at around 10/0620 UTC, with temperature values also increasing simultaneously. Density peaked at 37.2 ppcm3 at 10/0603 UTC, prior to the wind speed and temperature increases. Total field reached 14 nT. Bz dropped as low as -8 nT and was southward for several hours before moving mostly northward for the remainder of the period. Phi angle switched from a negative to a positive orientation at 10/0616 UTC. .Forecast... The solar wind environment is expected to remain enhanced for the duration of the forecast period (11-13 Apr), due to persistent positive-polarity CH HSS influence and the possible glancing blow arrival of the 07 Apr CME on 11 Apr.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.