There are no planets in retrograde!

Welcome, my cosmic companions, to this week's planetary retrograde horoscope!

As the Master from Doctor Who would say, "Oh, isn't the universe just full of surprises?" Prepare yourselves for another wild ride through the celestial realms!

Mercury in Taurus

Now listen up, my fellow stargazers! It's time to embrace your inner Time Lord as Mercury hangs out in Taurus. Communication may feel a bit like wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey stuff, but fear not! Just remember to keep calm and carry a sonic screwdriver. #MercuryInTaurus #WibblyWobblyTimeyWimey

Venus in Taurus

Love is in the air, or should I say, "in the TARDIS"? With Venus cozying up to Taurus, it's the perfect time to find your own Rose Tyler or Captain Jack Harkness. But beware: love can be as unpredictable as a Dalek invasion—so approach with caution! #VenusInTaurus #LoveInTheTARDIS

Mars in Cancer

With Mars in the emotionally intense sign of Cancer, you'll want to grab a box of tissues and settle in for a Doctor Who marathon. Tears will flow like the waters of Mars, but don't worry—you're allowed to feel all the feels! #MarsInCancer #DoctorWhoMarathon

Jupiter in Aries

Jupiter in Aries is like a cosmic energy drink, making you feel like you could run faster than the Doctor's TARDIS! Channel that enthusiasm into something productive, or risk going supernova. #JupiterInAries #CosmicEnergyDrink

Saturn in Pisces

Let Saturn in Pisces be your psychic paper, guiding you to find balance and structure in your life. Embrace your inner Ood and tap into your spiritual side. Just don't let those pesky Cybermen interfere with

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 21 degrees, 49' 33", at a velocity of 12.32 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.9 days old. It is 399569.71 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Solar wind parameters reflected continued influence from a negative polarity CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength averaged near 5 nT while the Bz component was between +/-5 nT. Solar wind speeds began the period near 60 km/s before decreasing slightly to average near 500 km/s. Phi angle remained oriented in the negative sector.

There is a 40% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.