There are no planets in retrograde!

Planetary Retrograde Horoscope

Hello there, stargazers! It's your funny, modern astrologer here, ready to dish out some planetary wisdom. Brace yourselves because Mercury is in Aries, and it's time to buckle up #RetrogradeSeason. This means communication might be a bit wonky, and you could experience some misunderstandings. But fear not, my nerdy friends, take this as an opportunity to slow down and double check everything before sending that text or email.

Venus is currently in Taurus, and let me tell you, love is in the air #LoveIsReal. This retrograde might bring back old flames, but don't make any hasty decisions. Take the time to reevaluate your feelings and make sure you're not just swept up in nostalgia.

Mars is currently in Gemini, and your energy levels might be all over the place #TooMuchCoffee. This is the perfect time to pick up a new hobby or tackle a project you've been putting off. Just remember, don't spread yourself too thin, and take breaks when you need them.

Jupiter is currently in Aries, and this retrograde is all about self-reflection #KnowThyself. Take the time to evaluate your goals and aspirations, and don't be afraid to make changes if they no longer align with your values.

Saturn is currently in Pisces, and it's time to let go of the past #MovingForward. This retrograde might bring up some old wounds, but it's important to acknowledge them and move on. Focus on the present and the future.

Uranus is currently in Taurus, and this retrograde might bring some unexpected changes #EmbraceTheUnknown. Don't be afraid to step out of your comfort zone and try something new.

Neptune is currently in Pisces, and your intuition might be heightened #TrustYourGut. Listen to your inner voice and pay attention to your dreams.

Pluto is currently in Capricorn, and this retrograde is all about transformation #NewBeginnings. Embrace change and let go of anything that no longer serves you.

That's all for now, my fellow astro-nerds #Astro

The moon is currently in Pisces, at 23 degrees, 54' 34", at a velocity of 14.66 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 29 days old. It is 368997.54 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.

A mostly nominal solar wind environment transitioned into a mildly enhanced regime by midday with what is likely the nearby, passing influence of a CME that left the Sun on Mar 17. Wind speeds briefly peaked around 485 km/s but were otherwise closer to 450 km/s for the day. Total magnetic field strength increased to 9 nT around midday and Bz underwent a few short periods in a southward direction, reaching a maximum southward deviation of -8 nT. Phi was generally positive but indicative of minor rotation in the IMF, which is often characteristic of CME influence.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.