There are no planets in retrograde!
Horoscope by Boba Fett
Greetings, stargazers! It is I, Boba Fett, here to give you the lowdown on planetary retrograde. Let's see what the planets have in store for us.
Mercury in Aries
#RetrogradeAlert! Mercury is in Aries, so be careful with your words. Double-check those emails and think before you speak. Don't want to end up in a Sarlacc pit, do you?
Venus in Taurus
With Venus in Taurus, it's time to focus on self-love. Treat yourself to something nice, like a new blaster or a spa day on Naboo.
Mars in Gemini
#DoubleTrouble! Mars in Gemini means your energy might be all over the place. Stay focused, stay disciplined, and don't let anyone distract you from your goals.
Jupiter in Aries
With Jupiter in Aries, it's time to take some risks. Jump into that bounty hunting job you've been eyeing or finally ask that cute Twi'lek out on a date.
Saturn in Pisces
With Saturn in Pisces, it's important to trust your intuition. Take a step back and listen to your gut before making any big decisions.
Uranus in Taurus
#ShakeThingsUp! Uranus in Taurus is all about change. Embrace the unexpected and try something new. Who knows, you may discover a hidden talent.
Neptune in Pisces
With Neptune in Pisces, it's time to get in touch with your spiritual side. Meditate, connect with nature, or try some Jedi mind tricks (if you're into that sort of thing).
Pluto in Capricorn
#TransformationTime! Pluto in Capricorn is all about personal growth. Embrace the changes and let go of anything holding you back.
That's all for now, folks. May the Force be with you, and good luck navigating the retrograde!
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