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20 March, 2024
Solar activity reached moderate levels (R1-Minor) with an impulsive M1.4 flare at 19/0229 UTC and an M2.1 at 19/2327 UTC from Region 3615 (S12E48, Eac/beta-gamma). This region was also responsible for numerous C-class activity to include a C5.3 at 19/0516 UTC, a C5.9/1f at 19/1253 UTC, a C7.1/Sn at 19/1726 UTC and a C5.8 at 19/1958 UTC. The region exhibited intermediate and leader spot growth.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected likely transient influences beginning late on 18 Mar. Total field increased to 9-11 nT, and the Bz component underwent a prolonged, southward deflection reaching -7 nT. Solar wind speeds gradually increased from ~360 km/s to ~410 km/s. Phi was variable throughout the period.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 40% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Leo, at 05 degrees, 26' 36", at a velocity of 12.07 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.3 days old. It is 399286.05 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 00 Ari 08' 01", and is 148984554km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Leo
The Moon is at 05 Leo 26' 36", and is 401649km away and receding.
Moon Is In Leo
Greetings, cosmic travelers! It's another glorious day in the cosmos and we find our dear friend, the Moon, lounging in the grand old throne of Leo. Given that the Moon is hanging out a casual 401,487.967466809km away (give or take a few kilometers - she's not too fussy), it's like she's set up a lunar hammock in the cosmic backyard of this fiery sign. Now, let me tell you, when the Moon gets cosy in Leo, it's like watching Neil deGrasse Tyson perform stand-up at a Star Trek convention - a delightful mix of passion, drama, and unexpected humor. The natural theatricality of Leo combined with the Moon's emotional energy... well, let's just say it's going to be more entertaining than binge-watching all the seasons of Doctor Who on a rainy Saturday. This celestial alignment may have you feeling like a baby unicorn ready to prance into the limelight. You may feel the urge to roar your truth from the rooftops, or perhaps sing it from the shower, whichever is less likely to get you arrested for noise pollution. Maybe you finally muster the courage to wear that tie-dye shirt with the glow-in-the-dark constellations that you've been saving for "the right moment". Or perhaps you'll decide to challenge your boss to a lightsaber duel to settle that ongoing office dispute. (Disclaimer: just remember, I'm an astrologer, not a lawyer. Proceed with caution.) During this time, you might also feel a gravitational pull towards self-expression. So, dust off those paintbrushes, that guitar, or that treasured collection of Spock quotes, and channel your inner Shakespeare...or Shatner, depending on your mood. Remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes and you're no exception. This lunar-Leo combo is here to remind you that you're a star - even if you sometimes feel like a black hole. So, let your light shine, my fellow space cadets, and remember, no one can hear you laugh in space... But here on Earth, it's the best sound in the world. Until next time, live long and prosper, my friends!
Mercury
Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 17 Ari 38' 10", moving at 1.44 degrees per day, and is 153153727km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Mercury in Aries: The Cosmic Red Bull
Alright stargazers, it's time to strap on your celestial running shoes because Mercury is partying it up in Aries! Now, I know what you're thinking... "How does one exactly party in a fiery ram sign?" Well, let me tell you, it's like downing a cosmic Red Bull. No waiting, no daydreaming, and certainly no time for a second guess!
With Mercury in Aries, our minds are on hyperdrive, bouncing around like a pinball in a machine. Aries waits for no one, and neither will our thoughts. It's like having a mental squirrel on caffeine... constantly on the move, looking for the next big thing.
And you know what else? It's time to crank up that megaphone because communication lines are as open as they ever will be. With Aries playing host to Mercury, we'll all have the confidence of a cat at a dog show. So go ahead, speak your mind! Just remember, while your words may be as sharp as a samurai sword, not everyone is prepared for battle. So, sensitive conversations might require a softer touch, like a velvet glove... or maybe just a marshmallow.
But hey, it's not all hurry-scurry. This transit is like a flash sale at the "innovation store". Brilliant insights and fresh solutions to old problems will pop up like toast. So keep your mental butter ready! Although, be quick, because these eureka moments vanish faster than a pizza at a gamer convention.
So, in conclusion, Mercury in Aries is like being on a cosmic rollercoaster. It's fast, exciting, and a little bit scary. But, hey, that's what makes life interesting, right? So embrace the energy and let your inner genius shine!
Venus
Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 10 Pis 20' 17", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 236641954km away and receding.
Venus Is In Pisces
Oh, buckle up, you star-crossed dreamers. Venus is shuffling her celestial deck, and this time she's dealing Pisces into the game. We all know what that means, right? No? Well, let me break it down for you in language even my pet rock could understand. Picture yourself in a sci-fi romance novel where everyone is falling head over heels in love with holograms. That's Venus in Pisces for you. It's like a cosmic cocktail of emotional steroids and rose-tinted glasses. You'll want to merge with your loved one so intensely, you might start questioning if you're actually a codependent amoeba. But, beware, my dears! Venus in Pisces has a way of making us see others as we wish them to be, not as they truly are. It's like having a 'Star Trek' holodeck of your own, where every character flaw of your partner is replaced by the virtues of a Vulcan. Falling in love with an illusion? Not as much fun as it sounds, trust me. However, there's a silver lining here. If you've been acting like Sherlock Holmes with a microscope on your partner's shortcomings, Venus in Pisces can help you put away your detective gear. This transit teaches us the art of appreciating our partners just as they are, without expecting them to morph into Prince Charming or Wonder Woman overnight. Now let's talk money. Venus in Pisces isn't about swimming in pools of gold like Scrooge McDuck. Nah-uh. This is the time to take your wildest dreams, your most imaginative pursuits, and turn them into something worth a few space credits. But remember, Venus in Pisces would rather you be Mother Teresa than Bill Gates. So, maybe consider using your talents for some good karmic brownie points. In short, while Venus is in Pisces, we're all getting a one-way ticket to Love Land. So strap in, keep your heart open and your head clear. And remember, love might be blind, but you don't have to be. Happy stargazing!
Mars
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 27 Aqu 52' 42", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 319462467km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Greetings fellow stargazers, space nerds, and cosmic connoisseurs! Time to strap on your helmet and brace yourself for some interstellar insights because Mars is doing its cosmic cha-cha in Aquarius. Remember, Mars is like the universe's edgy teenager - it's all about action, desire, and a good bit of rebellious spirit. And Aquarius? Well, Aquarius is like that eccentric genius uncle of yours who invented a solar-powered toaster and insists on wearing socks with sandals all year round. Put them together and voila! Prepare yourself for a galactic cocktail that makes you want to shake things up, stand up for what you believe, and probably invent something ridiculously brilliant. As our red neighbor swings its way through Aquarius, it's less about throwing punches and more about firing up that gray matter inside your head. It's not just about thinking outside the box; it's about turning the box into a hyperdrive spaceship and blasting off into a universe of new ideas and perspectives. Now, don't be surprised if you find yourself unable to ignore any injustices or societal problems during this cosmic dance. Aquarius, being the zodiac's resident do-gooder, has a soft spot for the underdogs of our world. So while Mars is jazzing up this sign, we've got a clear view of what needs changing... and most importantly, how to change it. It's like having a 20/20 vision in both eyes, but for societal issues. Lastly, if you're finding it hard to follow anyone else's rules, blame it on Mars in Aquarius. This cosmic event is like a rebel yell for free-thinking and originality. So why stick to the same old, same old when you can invent a new way of doing things? Embrace your inner brilliance, let go of those typical patterns, and welcome a totally different approach to life. Remember folks, it's not just about liberating ourselves but growing into our own, bit by brilliant bit. So buckle up and enjoy the ride, because Mars in Aquarius is here to shake, rattle, and revolutionize your world. And remember, stargazers, keep your telescopes clean and your minds open!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Tau 54' 46", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 846561029km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Alright, all you space cadets, gather round for some cosmic wisdom that's hotter than a supernova in a microwave. Jupiter, that big ol' gas giant, has decided to shimmie its way into Taurus, the zodiac's equivalent of that friend who will still be finishing their dinner when everyone else is ordering dessert. Jupiter's all about diving deep into the universe's mysteries and Taurus...well, let's just say Taurus likes to take its sweet, sweet time. You know how in space movies, the captain always says "steady as she goes?" Well, that's Taurus to a T. Or should I say...to a Taurus? Anyway, this cosmic meet-cute between the planet of wisdom and the slowpoke of the zodiac is like an interstellar reminder that all the answers you seek are already hiding out in that noggin of yours. You just need to power down all those distractions (looking at you, social media) and tap into that dusty treasure trove of wisdom you've got stashed away. With Jupiter cozying up to Taurus, it's like the universe is giving us a celestial green light to make some serious headway towards our dreams. Forget about warp speed, folks. It's all about plotting a course, setting your phasers to 'productivity', and methodically checking off each task until you reach your final destination: success. Oh, and did I mention there's potential for some serious space bucks? Jupiter's the lucky charm of the cosmos, and Taurus has a knack for accumulating wealth. So, if you play your cards right, you could see some impressive growth in your financial sector. Just remember, Taurus can be as indulgent as a black hole, so don't go spending all your newfound fortune on alien trinkets and moon dust. So there you have it, folks. Jupiter in Taurus: a time to slow down, tune in, and maybe make some cosmic cash along the way. Just remember, in this vast universe of ours, patience is key. And remember, no matter how slow you go, you're still lapping everyone on the couch. So, buckle up and enjoy the ride, my celestial voyagers.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 12 Pis 14' 29", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1594371987km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: A Sci-Fi Meets Hippie Guide
Alright, my starry-eyed companions, get ready to strap on your space boots because we have a cosmic mission ahead of us! Saturn, aka the Taskmaster of the Universe, has clocked in at 1,594,398,766.126419067km away and is currently showing his best side because he's in prograde. (Pro tip: Prograde is Astro-speak for moving forward, just like you on a good caffeine high).
Saturn's made itself cozy in Pisces, and let me tell you, it's not just for the interstellar fish and chips. No, this is the time when our dreams, however wild they may be, get a reality check. It's as if Saturn is that stern but well-meaning professor who says, "You want to open a wormhole in your backyard? Great! Now, show me your calculations." Prepare yourself because we're about to receive some serious cosmic coaching.
Now, don't get your moon rocks in a twist. Saturn in Pisces might feel like your personal bubble of daydreams has been invaded by a rogue gravity wave, but trust me, it's for the best. Even the most starry-eyed dreamer needs a reality check now and then. So instead of hanging that "Keep Out" sign on your mental door, invite Saturn in for a cup of cosmic tea.
Considering all these Piscean vibes (which are basically the universe's way of saying "nap time"), you might find yourself more restless than a caffeinated astronaut on a spacewalk. Don't panic! This is the perfect opportunity to harness your inner hippie. Meditate, take a moonlit walk, breathe like you've discovered alien plant life, or even take a nap (but keep a dream journal on standby for any interstellar insights).
Remember to get a good night's sleep, even if it means hitting the hay earlier than usual. Who knows, you might just dream up the next groundbreaking theory in quantum physics. So embrace this transit, my cosmic cadets, and let the wisdom of the universe guide you through your dreams.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 15' 34", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3025512149km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Beam Me Up, Taurus!
Alright, stargazers and cosmic voyagers! Buckle up because Uranus, the rebellious teenager of our celestial family, just moved into the comfy recliner that is Taurus, and boy... it's like watching Spock try to navigate an IKEA store. You know, the one who loves logic, prefers stability and would rather deal with Klingons than sudden changes.
Now, imagine this. Uranus, dressed in its flashy nebula tie-dye, blasting David Bowie's 'Changes' on a cosmic boombox while Taurus, in classic earth-toned flannel, is trying to keep everything as neat as a new spreadsheet. This is gonna be a space ride worthy of a Star Trek episode!
Fun fact about Taurus: they're like the Bill Gates of the zodiac. They love their money, they know how to handle it, and they might even sleep on a bed made of gold coins. But with Uranus now in Taurus, we could see some major shifts in the way we deal with money. We're talking cryptocurrency, digital wallets, or maybe even trading with alien currency (I'm looking at you, Mars!). Your bank might suddenly decide to go full Star Wars and become a hologram, or your stocks might start bouncing like they're on a trampoline.
Moving from the macro to the micro, Uranus in Taurus is also saying, "Hey, let's not let money or material possessions define us." It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo asking if your debt brings you joy. Spoiler alert: it doesn't. So, during this transit, prepare yourself to rethink your relationship with money and materialism. Resisting these changes would be like trying to tell a black hole to stop being so...well, hole-y. It's futile, folks.
But fear not, my celestial cherubs! These changes, while they might feel like a warp speed journey through unknown territories, are here to liberate us. By the end of this transit, you might find yourself in a much better place. A place where perhaps money doesn't buy happiness, but understanding its value might just bring you the peace you've been looking for.
So, let's boldly go where no man or woman has gone before. Embrace these changes like a free fall through the universe. Remember, the only constant thing in this universe
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 27' 55", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4622019629km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, well, well, if it isn't our far-out friend Neptune, making cozy with Pisces like a sci-fi protagonist in an alien bar. Now, you might be thinking, "Commander, how does this affect me? I'm just a humble earthling." Well, hold onto your space helmets, because the cosmos have a message for us all. When Neptune sets up camp in Pisces, it's like Spock at a Vulcan meditation retreat – there's a whole lot of zen and a bit of mind melding going on. The Piscean energy merges with Neptune’s cosmic vibes, creating a sort of celestial clarity that makes all those petty disagreements look about as significant as a blip on a radar screen. The cosmic call is loud and clear: it's time to put aside our differences and unite like a fleet of star cruisers facing a common enemy. We all have something to bring to the table - be it a brilliant idea, a unique talent or just an endless supply of cheesy space jokes. This is the perfect time to explore new frontiers of spiritual enlightenment, or even to set up a little sacred corner at home - think of it like creating your personal Holodeck. And why not share your newfound wisdom with the world? Just like the universal translator, Neptune in Pisces is all about bridging gaps and fostering understanding. So, dear earthlings, remember, in the grand cosmic scheme of things, we're all just tiny specks on a tiny planet, spinning in a vast universe. And as your friendly neighborhood astrologer, my advice is to make the most of this special celestial event. Let's boldly go where no one has gone before!
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 39' 48", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5308642923km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Greetings earthlings, stardust enthusiasts, and fellow space nerds! We are about to embark on a cosmic journey of epic proportions. So, fasten your seat belts, adjust your spectacles, and grab your telescope because we're going galactic with Pluto in Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Pluto that planet that was demoted to a dwarf planet?" And yes, you're right. But don't let its size fool you. It might be small, but when it comes to causing ripples in the cosmos, Pluto is a heavyweight champ! It's like the nerd who suddenly becomes cool in high school—you never saw it coming, but boy, does it shake things up! Now, Pluto is all about transformation. Not the kind where you get a new haircut or change your style of clothing. No, no. Pluto is the kind of planet that encourages a complete soul makeover! It's like the Marie Kondo of planets—it wants us to get rid of perspectives that don't spark joy and make room for the ones that do. So, what happens when this transformer planet enters Aquarius, the sign of progress? Well, think of it as a software update for humanity. There will be bug fixes in science, upgrades in technology, and new features in space travel. And just like any good update, there will also be improvements in user interface—that's us humans, folks! Expect a global shift towards valuing civil rights and humanitarianism. It's going to be like a global group hug—warm, fuzzy, and much needed. Personally, Pluto in Aquarius is like getting a life coach who is also a skilled motivational speaker. It's urging us to rethink our place in the world. Sure, we've been programmed to look out for number one, but what if we start considering what's best for everyone? Like, wouldn't it be cool if caring for others became as instinctive as liking cat videos on the internet? This is the change Pluto in Aquarius wants to see in us. So, are you ready to answer the cosmic call? Or will you let it go to voicemail? Remember, the universe doesn't hold grudges, but missed calls from Pluto can lead to some serious FOMO. So, let's open our hearts, broaden our minds, and boldly go where no one has gone before! Beam me up, Pluto!Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 00 Ari 08' 01" |
| Moon | 05 Leo 26' 36" |
| Mercury | 17 Ari 38' 10" |
| Venus | 10 Pis 20' 17" |
| Mars | 27 Aqu 52' 42" |
| Jupiter | 14 Tau 54' 46" |
| Saturn | 12 Pis 14' 29" |
| Uranus | 20 Tau 15' 34" |
| Neptune | 27 Pis 27' 55" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 39' 48" |
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Neptune
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.
The Sun
Sun Sextile Pluto
You can make important changes in your life and in yourself today. The force of your will and the perception to see what needs changing combine to give you the ability to do whatever is required. Regeneration is possible in any area of your life. Change that bad habit, eliminate what is unnecessary or outmoded. You have the force with you today. Group activities can be especially rewarding today as you can help make the groups' goals a reality. People in authority are receptive to changes today. Lay that new idea on them.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Pluto to find a passion and pursue it, and to focus on a goal. These people are not much scared of anything. They enjoy and embrace growth, especially of the psychological kind. They love a good mystery, and they are adept at solving it. Many people with these aspects feel they have a “calling” or destiny. They readily assign meaning to what others might consider “ordinary” events. They look for symbols, and read between the lines in most any situation. The physical vitality is generally strong, and the body is usually able to heal quickly.Others tend to respect those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Pluto. They are not afraid to get their hands dirty, and they are usually quick to help others–not only with mundane tasks, but also on a spiritual or psychological level. Their insight is sharp and sometimes awe-inspiring. These are perceptive people who are not easily rattled or surprised in life. They are not do-gooders, and they are unlikely law-breakers. However, they are not afraid of the “dark side” of human nature, and they will bend the rules from time to time if they feel the need to do so. Many take particular pleasure in growth and life’s lessons. They are not fond of superficiality, and are generally the first to spot pretense of any kind. Some experiment with their powers to deceive at some early point in their lives, but generally grow in their strength and integrity. In fact, many do their best to rid themselves of any self-delusion that we are all susceptible to at times. These people are passionate and can be intense. They have a hunger to experience more than just an “ordinary” life, and they can be quite ambitious. Some are perfectionists, demanding much from themselves and reasonable amounts of effort and honesty from others.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon the talents of this aspect when necessary, and those with the trine have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Famous People with Sun in easy aspect to Pluto: Sextiles – Christina Aguilera, Lisa Bonet, Bob Dylan; Trines – Ed Asner, James Caan, Nicolas Cage, Michael Caine, Susan Dey, Sam Donaldson, Chris Evert, Bette Midler.Note from Annie: I have perhaps used more words to describe Sun-Pluto aspects than I have with other planetary aspects. This is because I grew up with astrology books that offered rather dire and extreme descriptions of the aspects. Because of this, I had problems identifying with the interpretations of my own Sun conjunction Pluto as being “power-hungry”, “dominating”, and “controlling”. Some descriptions suggested an attraction to crime. Except in extreme cases, Sun-Pluto people are not extremists hell-bent on destroying or dominating everyone around them. However, they do need to come to terms with their “dark side”, their intense fears, and their tendency to be very self-protective. A more humane and psychological approach to defining the aspects can be found in many modern astrology books, and I think it is very beneficial, especially since one of the main challenges to overcome with Sun-Pluto is for the rational ruler of light (the Sun) to identify with the energies of the ruler of dark (Pluto). Nobody benefits if descriptions of the aspects are so extreme that they are quickly dismissed as “wrong”.Venus
