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18 March, 2024
Solar activity was low with a marked increase in C-class flare activity. The bulk of the C-flare activity originated from an unnumbered source on the SE limb; the largest of which was a C6.6 flare at 17/0359 UTC. New Region 3614 (N16E70, Hax/alpha) was numbered after rotating onto the NE limb, and the region produced a C3.8 flare at 17/0547 UTC. Regions 3607 (S17W21, Bxo/beta) and 3613 (S22W30, Dai/beta) exhibited growth and Region 3608 (N11W10, Dro/beta) re-emerged with spots. The remaining regions were stable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were nominal. Solar wind speeds were between 260-400 km/s. Total magnetic field strength was below 5 nT. Phi angle was oriented in the positive sector.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Cancer, at 10 degrees, 53' 36", at a velocity of 12.52 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.4 days old. It is 391423.07 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 28 Pis 08' 44", and is 148903080km away and receding.
The Moon
The Moon is in Cancer
The Moon is at 10 Can 53' 36", and is 393914km away and receding.
Moon Is In Cancer
Hey there, cosmos-conscious earthlings! Brush off your moon boots and sprinkle on some stardust because we're about to take a quirky journey 393,649.623494399km away, where our celestial bestie, the Moon, is currently crashing at Cancer's cosmic crib. Now, let’s talk about Moon in Cancer. It's like a big, cosmic group hug from the universe. The Moon is feeling all soft and squishy in this sensitive sign, making us feel as snug as a bug in a rug... or, more like a crab in a shell, to be precise. Just imagine the Moon with tiny crab claws, scurrying around the night sky. Don't you feel better already? During this phase, you might feel a little more emotional than usual, like when you can't find matching socks or when your favorite sci-fi series ends (looking at you, Firefly). But fear not, my intergalactic friends! This is just the universe’s way of telling us to tune into our feelings, even if they are as confusing as quantum physics or the plot of The Matrix sequels. So, get cozy, maybe build a pillow fort, or watch that movie that always makes you cry (yes, I'm talking about E.T.). This is a time for emotional exploration, self-care, and maybe even a bit of moonlight dancing. Remember, fellow stargazers, no matter how far the Moon may be, we're all connected by the cosmic web of the universe. So, embrace your inner crab, let those lunar vibes flow, and keep your telescopes pointed towards the stars. Peace, love, and quasars to you all!
Mercury
Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 14 Ari 35' 21", moving at 1.6 degrees per day, and is 161051851km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Astro Nerdy Alert: Mercury's in Aries, Folks!
Alright cosmic cadets, get ready to strap in for a mental roller coaster ride as Mercury, the solar system's favorite chatterbox, takes a field trip to Aries town! And we all know Aries doesn't take any prisoners, so keep your helmets on. With Mercury 161250239.891470790km away (yes, I counted), it's not exactly next door, but its influence is going to feel like it's right up in your space grill. And don't worry, Mercury's in prograde so no galactic backpedaling here.
With Mercury in Aries, our minds are going to be as impatient as a teenager with their first car. No more waiting around or replaying last year's disasters in your head, it's time to blast off to the next cosmic challenge. Say goodbye to your comfort zone, because change is the only constant here, my dear Stardusts!
And hey, under this transit, your communication skills will be as sharp as Spock's ears! You'll have the courage to say what you want and how you want it - just remember to temper it with some good old-fashioned Earthling sensitivity. We wouldn't want interstellar wars now, would we?
As Mercury and Aries throw their cosmic party, expect your thoughts to be as innovative as a Trekkie at a tech fair. You might just stumble upon that lightbulb moment that solves a problem you've been wrestling with since Pluto was still a planet (yeah, I'm still bitter about that!). Don't hesitate, grab onto that thought like it's the last slice of alien pizza, because in true Aries fashion, it'll disappear quicker than you can say "beam me up, Scotty!"
So let's buckle up, Star Voyagers! Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... unless you have Mercury in Aries boosters on your side. Enjoy the ride!
Venus
Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 07 Pis 51' 49", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 235522489km away and receding.
Venus Is In Pisces
Hey, all you stargazers and cosmic wanderers! Let's take a celestial voyage to where Venus is hanging out in Pisces right now. At a mere 235495794.499398381km away, she's practically our next-door neighbor! And guess what? Venus is currently doing the ol' prograde boogie, which means she's moving 'forward' in her orbit, like a disco diva twirling on the dance floor of the cosmos. Now, let's chat about what this Venus in Pisces shindig means for you. Brace yourself because we're all about to be under a cosmic love spell that’s stronger than the gravitational pull of a black hole. Psst... we're talking about the kind of love that makes you want to write poetry or sing serenades beneath someone's window. You know, the good ol' Romeo and Juliet stuff, but without the tragic ending. But here's the catch, dear earthlings! Venus in Pisces has a sneaky trick up her sleeve. She can fog up our judgment goggles worse than the surface of Venus itself. So, beware of overlooking your partner’s flaws. You might think you've found your perfect alien match, only to discover they're just an illusion, like a hologram or a mirage in the middle of a desert planet. However, seeing your partner bathed in this heavenly Venusian light isn't all bad. If you've been feeling nitpicky about your beloved's quirks, let Venus in Pisces sprinkle some stardust on your perspective. Embrace your partner's imperfections and find beauty in the messiness of love. Remember, even galaxies collide, and that's how stars are born. On the financial front, Venus in Pisces encourages us to channel our inner Steve Jobs-meets-Dalai Lama. It's time to foster your imaginative or spiritual pursuits and figure out how to monetize them. But remember, Venus in Pisces isn't about chasing after gold-pressed latinum. She'd rather see us use our gifts for good, like helping little green Martians cross the road or rescuing stray space kittens. So, strap on your space boots and get ready for this cosmic love journey. Remember, love is a universe of its own, full of stars, galaxies, and infinite possibilities. Safe travels, astro adventurers!
Mars
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 26 Aqu 19' 21", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 320617158km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Greetings, intergalactic travelers! Let's talk about Mars in Aquarius, shall we? Now, hold onto your telescopes, because Mars is currently setting up camp in Aquarius, and it's about as chill as a polar bear taking a dip in the Arctic. Aquarius is usually more detached than my internet connection on a windy day, but with Mars crashing the party, things are heating up faster than a microwave pizza. Mars, the celestial equivalent of a rebellious teenager, is challenging us to stand up for what we believe in. It's like a cosmic pep rally, pushing us to be the change we want to see in our universe or, at the very least, in our corner of the galaxy. But remember, folks, our minds are our lightsabers here. No need to start any interstellar bar fights. This transit is all about fresh ideas and original plans. If you're thinking inside the box, you're doing it wrong. In fact, forget the box. Forget the concept of the box. The only box we need right now is the TARDIS, and even that's bigger on the inside. While Mars is in Aquarius, societal problems become as glaringly obvious as a Dalek at a book club meeting. Aquarius is the zodiac's resident do-gooder, always rooting for the underdog, so it's no surprise that this transit is giving us all the feels for humanitarian causes. And we're not just talking about spotting problems, we're talking about finding solutions. Think of it as a chance to channel your inner Doctor and save the day. And last but not least, Mars in Aquarius wants us to break free from the norm. It's time to shove aside traditional ways and blaze our own trail through the cosmos. So, let's ditch the status quo and liberate ourselves from predictability. After all, who wants to follow the rules when you can write your own? In short, my fellow cosmic voyagers, Mars in Aquarius is calling us to be radical, rebellious, and revolutionary. Now, let's get out there and show the universe what we're made of!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Tau 30' 48", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 843080043km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Alright my cosmic cadets, buckle up because we're taking a detour from the Milky Way to visit Jupiter in Taurus town. Now, you may be thinking "Why is this important?" Well, let me break it down for you. First off, Jupiter is like that wise old grandpa of the solar system who's always dropping nuggets of wisdom. And Taurus? That's your stubborn yet reliable buddy who's always down for a chill night with Netflix and pizza. When these two celestial beings decide to have a cosmic coffee date, there's bound to be some interesting convo. Remember that dream you've been snoozing on? Yeah, that one. Well, it's time to wake up and smell the cosmic espresso because Jupiter in Taurus is all about making those dreams a reality. It's kind of like when you finally decide to build that IKEA furniture that’s been sitting in the corner of your room for months. Jupiter, being the Oprah of the planetary system, wants to give you all the good luck and fortune it can muster. And Taurus? Well, let's just say this bull loves to see the bank account grow. So, this could be the perfect time to re-evaluate your financial situation. Maybe it's time to finally start that Etsy shop or invest in some Bitcoin (or Dogecoin if you're feeling particularly nerdy). But beware, my fellow stargazers. Taurus has a bit of a soft spot for indulgence. It's like that friend who convinces you to order dessert even though you're already full. And Jupiter? Well, it’s an enabler in its own right, often encouraging expansion. So, under this transit, you might find yourself justifying that extra slice of pizza or another round of online shopping. Stay strong, my friends. Remember, "with great power comes great responsibility." So, whether you're a Taurus or just feeling the gravitational pull of Jupiter’s wisdom, remember to channel your inner nerd, stay patient, and trust in the cosmic process. Because, at the end of the day, the stars can only guide us - it's up to us to take the leap. Happy stargazing!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 12 Pis 00' 14", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1595842992km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Ready or not, Saturn, the celestial taskmaster, has decided to toss his suitcases in Pisces' ethereal realm. Now, don't go swimming back to shore just yet. Yes, the big guy is known for his stern demeanor, but under those ringed layers, he's a softie who simply wants us to live our best lives. Saturn in Pisces is like a wise old sea captain navigating us through the nebulous ocean of our dreams and ambitions. Grab your snorkels, folks, because we're diving deep into the Mariana Trench of our subconscious. Got a plan to pen the next 'War and Peace'? Been daydreaming about opening a vegan, gluten-free, zero-waste bakery? Well, now is the perfect time to run it by Saturn – our cosmic business consultant. But beware, my dear astral adventurers, Saturn can be as intrusive as a nosy neighbor peering over the garden fence. He might scrutinize those cherished dreams of yours, but don't take it personally. This planetary patriarch isn't about to let you build castles in the air without a solid blueprint. If you feel defensive, remember: Saturn is only here to help, not hinder. So, open the door, invite him in for a cup of cosmic tea, and hear him out. His counsel might be the reality check you need! Now, all this introspection might leave you feeling a bit like a goldfish swimming in circles. You might lose some sleep or find yourself with anxious thoughts. Here's where the Piscean magic comes in: find your inner Zen. Channel your inner yoga guru, meditate, or take a quiet stroll amongst Mother Nature's finest. And don't forget the power of a good night's sleep – even if it means hitting the hay earlier than usual. The universe whispers its deepest secrets in our dreams, so keep that dream journal handy! This time calls for a balance between the ethereal and the practical. Let's ride this cosmic wave, embrace the wisdom of Saturn in Pisces, and create the reality our dreams deserve. And remember, folks, the universe doesn't make mistakes – only happy little accidents. Happy stargazing!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 10' 38", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3021534543km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Incoming Message from Planet Uranus to Earthly Taurus: Prepare for Impact!
Okay, buckle up, Taurus! You know how you like everything comfy, cozy, and as predictable as a sitcom rerun? Well, guess what? Uranus, the cosmic rebel, has just moved into your neighborhood and he doesn't care about your Homeowner's Association rules. He's got a potent mix of big, sudden changes and he's not afraid to use it. Imagine your favorite grandma's couch tossed out in favor of a neon inflatable one - that's pretty much what we're dealing with here. You may not like it initially, but hey, it's better than sitting on the floor, right?
Uranus is a bit like that oddball uncle who comes around every 84 years, stirring up the family pot. And this time, he's pointing his cosmic finger at your wallet. Our dear planet of chaos is spending a good seven years in your money house, so you might as well start considering cryptocurrency or bartering with alien artifacts. Banks and stock markets? Uranus might just turn them upside down like a kid shaking a snow globe. Brace yourself for an economic roller coaster ride!
But don't panic just yet, Taurus. This isn't about driving you into a financial frenzy. Instead, Uranus wants you to rethink your relationship with material possessions (yes, even that comic book collection). It's about breaking free from the iron grip of debts, mortgages, taxes and those shopping sprees that promise happiness but deliver only credit card bills.
Remember, resistance is futile. Uranus has a knack for liberating us even when we're digging our heels in, screaming "I won't change!" So, take a deep breath, hold onto your space helmet, and prepare to take one giant leap towards a new cosmic reality. Who knows? By the end of this transit, you might find yourself at a much better place – like the captain's chair on the starship Enterprise. Now, wouldn't that be a stellar upgrade?
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 23' 22", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4622099295km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! We have some rather *gasp* exciting news in the astrological forecast today: Neptune, our favorite blue gas giant, has decided to take a vacation in Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Neptune always about 4.62 billion kilometers away?" And to that, I say: "Well done, my nerdy friend, you caught me! But this isn't about space mileage; it's about spiritual mileage." You see, when Neptune parks its cosmic caboose in Pisces, it's like your quirky Aunt Ethel moving into your studio apartment. Suddenly, there's tie-dye everywhere, incense burning in the bathroom, and an inexplicable number of dreamcatchers. Life gets a bit...groovier. This ethereal Airbnb situation is not just about making your life more colorful (though I'm sure we could all use a little more rainbow in our lives). It's a divine invitation, wrapped in celestial parchment, sealed with stardust wax. You're being called to unpack your emotional suitcase and explore what unique gifts you've got stuffed in there. Have you been hiding a knack for painting? Or maybe you've got a secret recipe for world peace? Now's the time to lay it all out on the table! Neptune in Pisces is kind of like a cosmic career counselor – guiding us towards what we can contribute to our collective progress and healing. And no, you can't opt for "nap expert" or "professional Netflix binger". Sorry, folks. In this period, consider enrolling in that crystal healing class you've been eyeing, or perhaps transforming that dusty corner of your room into a sacred altar (bonus points if it includes Star Wars action figures). This is the perfect time to connect with what feels sacred to you, and then... share it with the world. Yes, even if it's your impressive collection of space-themed socks. So, dust off your telescopes, my friends, because Neptune in Pisces is a celestial event you won't want to miss. And remember, in the great cosmic canvas, there's no such thing as too much tie-dye.
Pluto
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 37' 23", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5312729094km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius - The Nerd's Remix
Alright folks, grab your telescopes, your favorite Star Trek t-shirt, and perhaps a six-pack of kombucha. The cosmic dance is taking an interesting twist with Pluto doing the two-step with Aquarius. It's like that awkward school disco where the punk rocker pairs up with the chess club captain. Strap in, we're in for a ride.
Let's get one thing straight: when we say Pluto is the king of transformation, we're not talking about a space-age botox. We mean a soul-level, ego-crushing, rise-from-the-ashes kind of transformation. That's right, Pluto is the phoenix of the solar system, constantly burning down the old to make space for the new.
And here comes Aquarius, the mad scientist of the zodiac, all ready to push the envelope and blow things up for the sake of progress. Together, these two are about to cause a cosmic kerfuffle that would make a supernova blush.
So what can we expect? Well, brace yourselves for some groundbreaking changes in science, technology, and space travel. We might finally get those hoverboards Back to the Future promised us. But more importantly, this celestial power couple is going to shake-up civil rights and humanitarianism like never before. Trust me, the Avengers have nothing on these two.
In our personal lives, this cosmic combo is urging us to think outside our own little spaceship. Instead of pondering what's best for us, it's time to consider what's best for all of us. It's a bit like the Borg from Star Trek, but without the creepy cyborg bits. Will you answer the call? Or will you be like a stubborn Tribble, refusing to roll with the changes?
In the end, remember this: We're all stardust, baby. So let's make sure we shine the brightest during this Pluto in Aquarius tango. Live long and prosper!
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 28 Pis 08' 44" |
| Moon | 10 Can 53' 36" |
| Mercury | 14 Ari 35' 21" |
| Venus | 07 Pis 51' 49" |
| Mars | 26 Aqu 19' 21" |
| Jupiter | 14 Tau 30' 48" |
| Saturn | 12 Pis 00' 14" |
| Uranus | 20 Tau 10' 38" |
| Neptune | 27 Pis 23' 22" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 37' 23" |
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Neptune
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.
The Sun
